I have one of those drop side cribs in the attic. I get nervous just thinking about getting caught with that bad boy.
I have one of those drop side cribs in the attic. I get nervous just thinking about getting caught with that bad boy.
I also have a mattress without the sticker that says removal of this sticker is against the law.
technically the exhaust system on my Mustang is illegal
Most old guys wrote:
How old was Tracy Lords when she made most of her movies?
HAHAHA. I used to have some Tracy Lords vids back in the day.
I have two unregistered firearms. Both are older than I am, but have been kept in pristine condition and are a pleasure to shoot. I do not have a concealed weapon permit, but have been known to carry on occasion. Sooooooo, the illegally concealed unregistered firearm on my person that I accidentally took onto a college campus once.
I have soil from Australia that US Customs should have never allowed me back in with. I also brought back crocodile jerky.
Shrunken heads don't have skulls in them, moron.
Raula Padcliff wrote:
You mean besides my hydroponic pot farm in the basement? That would have to be shrunken skulls collection.
just a little bit of yellow cake, and I mean less than a milligram.
F 16 Ejection Seat and a lion tooth.
My take on it wrote:
toot wrote:MOST illegal? I was under the impression it was an all-or-nothing deal.
Well, that was a stupid impression.
Really? Something's illegal or it isn't. As the saying goes, you can't be a little bit pregnant
The body of the REAL Paul McCartney
euthanasia wrote:
A euthanasia kit consisting of controlled sustances.
A youth in Asia.
pot
Lardy wrote:
My take on it wrote:Well, that was a stupid impression.
Really? Something's illegal or it isn't. As the saying goes, you can't be a little bit pregnant
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True, it is illegal or it isn't. But some illegal possessions constitute a misdemeanor, while other are felonies of varying degrees. Some things get you a fine or community service. Other things get you prison time.
Just don't try to sell it, you'll be ok.
I have a copy of a pro football game without the express written consent of the NFL.
AK-47 full auto.
yeppers wrote:
Shrunken heads don't have skulls in them, moron.
Raula Padcliff wrote:You mean besides my hydroponic pot farm in the basement? That would have to be shrunken skulls collection.
Damn. I must have been in my basement too long before I wrote that one.
By next week sometime, it will be my Wikileaks t-shirt.
Really, internet access is by far the more illegal thing I have.
A pillow with the tags removed. Don't tell!