What if Ryan Sheridan had run for Iona?

What if Chelanga, Sambu, and the rest of the top five all ran for the same team? Wow, that would be something.

guys in the past have quit/transferred because of these new coaches and more are about to follow

Mat F wrote:

The difference here is that only Iona had their star runner quit the team midseason after a sex scandal involving his two Rhode Island born teammates.

Since no one wants to tell the full story, one can only make the assumption that several guys on the team wanted to physically demonstrate their love for one another, and the coach had issues with their lifestyle choices. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

It was the coaches...I know first hand.

Stonewall wrote:

Mat F wrote:

The difference here is that only Iona had their star runner quit the team midseason after a sex scandal involving his two Rhode Island born teammates.

Since no one wants to tell the full story, one can only make the assumption that several guys on the team wanted to physically demonstrate their love for one another, and the coach had issues with their lifestyle choices. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

Now they have all the time in the world to kiss

I heard first hand that his penis fell off.

hp987 wrote:

Sheridan quit because he had a stomach problem and when he found out he couldn't run at 100% and saw how well Korir was running he quit because he couldn't be the star of the team. Very selfish individual. I was at an Iona party earlier this year and the guys were talking about how when Korir was running poorly, the coaches were forcing him to move out of his house because they wanted the two UK boys to live together. If you are American and not on the top 7 the coaches don't even acknowledge you or give you any gear.

lol know how i know you're lying? "iona party." obvious fabrication

Iona is a joke, they dump all their money into the xc program, which is good obviously for people in our sport. but other than xc that school is a joke. academics are terrible, other teams are terrible, they arent even good at track. i think its funny that during METS i saw them warming up and their shirts said "assembled in the USA" meanwhile there is a kenyan and a bunch of other foreigners on that team. Biggest joke. But if sheridan did run they'd obviously finish better. just recruit more 25 year old kenyans though and give them freshman eligibility....

The shirts say "Assembled in the USA", as in a team of runners from all over the world is assembled here. Makes perfect sense to me.

iona is dumb wrote:

Iona is a joke, they dump all their money into the xc program, which is good obviously for people in our sport. but other than xc that school is a joke. academics are terrible, other teams are terrible, they arent even good at track. i think its funny that during METS i saw them warming up and their shirts said "assembled in the USA" meanwhile there is a kenyan and a bunch of other foreigners on that team. Biggest joke. But if sheridan did run they'd obviously finish better. just recruit more 25 year old kenyans though and give them freshman eligibility....

Clearly your academics aren't so strong either as you can not recognize the difference between the verb "assembled" and the verb "made"; keep on brayin' donkey, keep on brayin'

The Gooch wrote:

With him on the team Iona almost certainly hits the podium and very likely comes in second.

Iona woulda been DQd for running 8.