Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

...know how to eat with a knife and fork.

Can read

Can speak in complete sentences.

If you are a kid: finished your homework and/or household chores

If you are an adult: finished your work so you don't get fired.

Read "Once a Runner" in one setting and realize you've been had.

Live within a 40 mile radius of Eugene

Have an IQ above 90, are polite, mature, and sign in with one registered name. Unfortunately I believe that would eliminate over 80% of posters on this site so I doubt they would stay online with this criteria.

Bliss wrote:

Have an IQ above 90, are polite, mature, and sign in with one registered name. Unfortunately I believe that would eliminate over 80% of posters on this site so I doubt they would stay online with this criteria.*

*"these criteria"

... unless you recognize Latin plurals.

Well, okay, if you drop the "one registered name" requirement, can give you a pass on this one.

jf wrote:

Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

are over 40 years old

all others should stay at Dyestat and Runners World

You shouldn't be on LetsRun UNLESS you are 40 years old? I figured it would be unless you are UNDER 40 years old.

are 14.

...are gay.

jf wrote:

Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

are over 40 years old

all others should stay at Dyestat and Runners World

I think you shouldn't be on letsrun if:

(1) You need to attack the running and lifestyles of others using anonymous screen names.

(2) You feel a need to set qualifying times to be on an internet message board.

Jason

MAYEROFF wrote:

jf wrote:

Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

are over 40 years old

all others should stay at Dyestat and Runners World

I think you shouldn't be on letsrun if:

(1) You need to attack the running and lifestyles of others using anonymous screen names.

(2) You feel a need to set qualifying times to be on an internet message board.

Jason

SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE, NOBODY CARES MEYEROFF,

...what's more amazing then, is how many 'dead people' can kick your silly ass, ha!!!! (and not just in running either!)

Spot the 45 yr old runner with a 15:25 pr!

...can type.

jf wrote:

Finish this sentence: You shouldn't be on LetsRun unless you...

have run sub 15 5k (if a guy)

have run sub 18:30 5k (if a girl)

are over 40 years old

all others should stay at Dyestat and Runners World

I see you have much lower standards for girls. Probably a theme with you though...

Yesssss, i'm over 40.

another girl wrote:

Ok, then it makes sense. Women always set higher standards for men then for themselves.

You mispeled "than". Didn't you read post #3? You're out. Don't come back.

Yes but to his defense he did spell "then" correctly.

...... unless you realize that there are other things of importance in this life and other topics worth discussing besides running.

If you are a runner, Period!!

It don't matter how many milage you put in a week.