Biggest Running Posers: Updated

JASONINPATTAYA, IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME? Poser.

I's like to pose(r) a question wrote:JASONINPATTAYA, IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME? Poser.

Everybody knows his real name. It's part of the title of several threads on this forum

But is "threshold" okay? Just learn to f***in' spell dammit.

i consider myself an erudite man, but pardon my french: you're a f***ing tool.

anyone from BYU is better than you, Mobley is way better than you, and Webb, even if he never runs another step in his life, far outpaces you.

Also, plenty of Kenyans use Threshold as a MAJOR (caps stolen from jason mayeroff) part of their training. And you arent even good enough to garnish the _ugali_!

Way to quasi-summarize the faux-opinions of the board.

Shithead.

Noah Webster- Sorry, I'm not familiar with words such as "threshold" enough to really want to know how to spell them. I was probably too busy kicking your ass and then f***ing your mom to win the elementary school spelling bee.

Actually, I was among the 93 people that beat Todd Mobley at Pre-nats. I'm not saying that I could beat him on the track, but it would probably be pretty close and the fact that I don't run the 10k factors in as well. I know you're going to say "Awww, but Todd had a bad race because he was tired from me f***ing him in the ass", but for all I care it's his own damn fault. Next time maybe he should check out someone else's online training log.

I am not referring to the BYU team members, only the administration, and therefore, I guess the NCAA for allowing a 26 year old (Sophomore/Freshman whatever he happens to be).

The day I eat Ugali in order to benefit my running will be the same day I commit Hari-Kari.

Congrats big guy, you beat me in my worse collegiate XC race ever. I ran injured, jackass. I did it for team purposes and because I didn't know the severity of the injury or how bad it would affect my performance. My injury did not result from my training. It's a stress reaction in my sacrum, most likely from just taking an awkward stride and tweaking it and continuing to run on it. It would have been just as likely if I ran 10 miles a week than if I ran 100 miles a week.

Now your likely comeback will either be that it didn't matter because my team didn't peform well or that I was dumb to run on an injury.

So the replies to those are as follows:

Correct, we didn't perform well, but it's not like we knew people would have off days ahead of time. I won't make excuses but will just say that we will race better in the future.

And racing on the injury did not make it any worse. I was cleared by our training staff and it was my decision to run as well.

And finally - go f*** off. If you have a problem with me, don't address it to me behind some anonymous screenname.

Alright, that's my two cents, I won't go any further with this.

Get Real wrote:

Noah Webster- Sorry, I'm not familiar with words such as "threshold" enough to really want to know how to spell them. I was probably too busy kicking your ass and then f***ing your mom to win the elementary school spelling bee.

The day I eat Ugali in order to benefit my running will be the same day I commit Hari-Kari.

That was one of the best. Comebacks. Ever.

You should be proud of yourself for 1) exposing as worthless the overstated value of intelligence and academic achievement and the resultant vocational success these bring in comparison to career stockboys such as yourself; 2) resorting to the old, transparent standby of dressing up ignorance as apathy; and 3) being the first dude ever to come up with a "f***ed yer mom!" insult. Classic!

Keep at it; you're almost (but not quite) as wittily original as the guys who yell "Run, Forrest, run!" out of pickup trucks.

By the way, it's "hara-kiri" - not only did you misspell the desired term, you added gratuitous caps and left out the hyphen. Guess you aren't familiar with much of anything involving literate communication.

It is pitiful that someone whose greatest achievement in running is beating an injured man to 93rd place in a running race would label anyone a "poser."