What are the names of your runs?

i'll add to this:mountain goatdouble crossfreese trailsbuttermilk fallschilly phillyairportturkey hill

The Strap Lap - 7 miler that went by the county health department and was named by guy on the team that got free condoms there. Classic.

We have a 2-mile loop called "Slut Loop" so the mileage whores can add distance to other runs.

these are pretty bad, but what do you expect, this is from college kids:

Candy Mountain

Strawberry Hill

Rape Run

Dong Loop

Neighborhoods (and the aptly named: Reverse Neighboorhoods)

Turkey Run

Walking Trail

Wal-Mart

Dollar Tree

T-Pain

Klan Run (our team just found out that the KKK might be located along this road)

Whistletop

& finally: Outlaw Saloon

Campus loop. 4 miles

East Lindsay. 5 miles

Davids loop. 6 miles

Standing Boy. infinity

Neighborhood. 3 miles

Hood loop. 2.5 miles.

Flatrock. 10 miles.

lakebottom. 6 miles.

soccer field. infinity.

But I mostly run randomly, and not on a specific route.

Evil Dog Route

Turtle Run

Fluffy

Fluffy Deluxe

Air Force Loop

Tornado Alley

Girly Run

Pool Loop

Niner

Ocho

Sunset Strip

I'm sure there are others I've forgotten.

short 44 (6)

Long 44 (8)

Grandma (3)

Black pond (9)

mojo (6)

emily's house (7)

lamb (5)

retro grandma (3)

mental hospital (3)

cheddar island (10)

dever (6)

freedman (7)

horseshit (1)

trails (>9000, give or take 9000)

My HS team's route names are boring. Mostly named after street names.

1. Church Loop

2. Charles Loop

3. Take Down 5

4. Development Loop

5. Belview

6. Rutler Sign

7. Rutler Sign Add-On

7. Heart Attack Hill

8. Strykers

9. Tressel (Tressle?) Run

10. Canal Trail

12. Brakeley

Tagus

Cartmill

Chevy Chase Loop

Bardsley Loop

CVC

7/11 Run

Grand Loop

Campus Loop

Tour de Tulare

Dead Horse Bridge

5 miles 6min pace(not at all what it actually is)

Enterprise

Packwood

short res

mid res

long res

firehouse

slut biased

freedom trail

two bridges

harvard

science museum

jamaica pond

BC res

shitty run

shitstorm

piece of shit

CHiPS

1500m pond

no hill on this run

long lakes

cemetery

mega deli

maffsba

jail trail

yellow brick road

mega deli enhanced

pogs and slammers

rabies escape

terrorist pizzeria

the savior

meat and potatoes

the savior enhanced

the super savior

iguana bitchlick

the dagobah system

Wilf - you forgot "Marvel's Dick"

Buttcrack - there was a road sign on this loop with a picture of a butt on it

A few more...

The Undead End

Arby's

Alley Run

Sprinkler Run

Cemetery

Canyon Creek

Sunflower Run

High Knee Land

Trail of Tears

The Gauntlet

Sikes Loop

Bear Grylls

Varsity Woods

The Jungle

Muddy Hell

Jake and the Fat Man

Frozen Four (8 miler)

The Bungalow

Jake's Tired

Country Club

Airport Hill

Lawrence 3 Mile Loop

Merrimack Trail

Stony Brook

Blue Hills

Northeastern Loop

Bukkake

Cowgirl

Reverse Cowgirl

Incest

Plan B

Mongolia

Alpaca Run

Poop Lake

Sir Ulrich

City Loop

Stewart

Cherry Hill

Tim's Mobile Hand Jeezy

Bear Creek

Soulja Boy Chili Dog

Sparkleberry Nutjob

Connector Loop

Kimbo Slice

Bacon & Eggs

Tempo Loop

Cool thread!

Shitspray (my personal favorite run)

Phil's loop

Fruit loop

Whipple Dam

Switchbacks

Tracks

Joe Pa's

Deer Pens

Spring Creek (for XC interval workouts)

Pig Pens

Colyer Lake

Bike Path

New Bike Path

Gamelands

Greenwood Furnace

Parkway

Airport

(Most of these combined into one another, so you'd have to write "Pig Pens to reverse Airport loop" or whatever)

Sunfish loop (6 miles)

Bryn Zion loop (8 miles)

Hidden Lakes loop (10 miles)

Boundary to 42 (8 miles)

Fairgrounds loop (3 miles)

Town loop (5 miles)