Found a condom, the girl or the guy?

Mr. Obvious wrote:

Pics?

But it should've been obvious...

How mad are you on a scale of 1 to Chris Brown? That will help you find out which to go after.

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

kill her

Did she know you were coming to the apartment? If so, she wanted you to see them. Leaving condom wrappers around (indeed any evidence of sex) is a very un-female trait.

Now, did you recently have a fight? It is certainly possible that she didn't have sex with some other guy - she just bought some and put them there to get back at you, or to get your attention. Even if she didn't have sex with some guy, she is a psycho drama queen, and if you marry her, it is your own damn fault.

If she did screw some other guy and left them there as a way to give you your walking papers without saying it to your face, that is cold-blooded. Gloves are off now. If you haven't confronted her yet, don't. Just pretend you didn't notice and then come up with a good revenge plot. I would imagine your bretheren on Lets Run could be very helpful.

This is your lucky day!!! Some poor clown, after railing your girlfriend, left his condoms at her place. But you are the winner here. You can take the comdoms, wash them out, roll them up, package them in a small ziplock baggy and use them for your next sexual encounter. Then YOU can have the last laugh!!! That poor needle dicked little man has to go out and buy himself a new condom while you use his!!!!

So I ask you the following question, who's crying now?

themanontherun wrote:

cohabitation is DEFINITELY not correlated with either of those characteristics. Cohabitation before marriage is, statistically, a nail in the coffin for a long term relationship.

What a stupid conclusion. Let me guess, you figured this out by blowing smoke out your ass.

People don't have longterm relationships who live together?????

WTF

slatller wrote:

maybe she was using them with her vibrator...

I vote this option.

Were they Magnums? If so, you should just walk away, kid.

The Butler did it...

Damn wrappers. I thought I cleaned everything up.

Seriously, your first response is to post a thread on Letsrun?

She screwed another guy while playing you, thats the hard truth. You have to tell her what you saw and that it is over. Take the L off of Lover and it spells Over.