Nope, he'll likely buy her a $4 million diamond ring, get all lawyered up in regards to the extracurricular, and let this all blow over in about five years. It's worked before; why would we think this should be any different?
Nope, he'll likely buy her a $4 million diamond ring, get all lawyered up in regards to the extracurricular, and let this all blow over in about five years. It's worked before; why would we think this should be any different?
Lycurgus wrote:
You are all jumping to conclusions here. My sources tell me in fact in wasn't Tiger that was having the affair. IT WAS ELIN. With Phil Mickelson no less.
Yes it's true. While Tiger was away winning the Australian Masters Phil was flying to Florida. Supposedly for lessons with his new guru David Leadbetter who is based there. But instead was able to connect for a few "hole in one's" with Elin. They had been sexting for months unknown to the World's #1. Seems she has always had sort of a bi-sexual side to her and a man in a man-bra is irresistable.
Phil evidently left a putter behind in the house. A left handed putter. When Tiger asked here where it came from Elin told him it was a new model he was trying out a few weeks ago and he had forgotten. When Tiger pointed out it was a left handed model and he himself plays right handed he had her nailed. Putting two and two together he realized his arch rival had been sleeping with his wife. Also the grip end had some stains on it and a familar smell.
Elin flew into a rage that she was caught and proceeded hitting and scratching Tiger with her nails. Hence the injuries.
Tiger's car crash was the result of his trying to go too fast to get to his Lear Jet and fly to Phoenix to duke it out with Lefty.
I thought that was pretty funny. Well done!
Hmmm...I'm thinking that tying the knot in Barbados was a smart move for Mr. Woods.
TigerWoods.
JUST ANOTHER THUG WITH MONEY!!!!!
WHO CAN'T HANDLE IT!!!!!
SHUT THE HELL UP OPRAH!!!!!!
The Marlins just called Tiger. They want to know if the Nordegren girl will be available next summer to bat clean-up for them.
Tiger's a smart guy, and no way he doesn't have an iron-clad Prenup. McCartney got away with paying something like $50m out of 1.5b and that idiot had no Prenup!
HE was the one having the affair and therefore should have known the consequences of the affair. So Tiger deserves to lose every dime that he loses.
If I was Tiger's hot wife, I would marry him, but f*** hotter guys on the side too.
Tiger is ugly.