The April Fools Joke was Good But it Should Have Been....

Tupac spotted on a beach in Mexico over spring break...

Jason Rexing resurfaces out of nowhere and sets American record in low-key marathon.

(in trainers of course.)

or.... wrote:

ok ok

a white american won olympic gold in china and it wasnt jeremy wariner

Not a good one at all...You don't know much about American track and field do you? Ever heard of the PV or Javelin or Shot put...or even the HJ potentially. Or if we are lucky the 1500. Or the decathalon in the past. Wariner is not the only White medal contender...is Wariner even considered white? (honestly not sure).

Places 1-30 at World Cross DQ'ed for EPO... Mottram wins!

Wejo - considering someone submitted an article about your brother Mojo this year and this thread popping up, don't you think a contest next year is in order? Solicit submissions for inclusion on the homepage?

In 1981 the Daily Mail ran a story about an unfortunate Japanese long-distance runner, Kimo Nakajimi, who had entered the London Marathon but, on account of a translation error, thought that he had to run for 26 days, not 26 miles. The Daily Mail reported that Nakajimi was now somewhere out on the roads of England, still running, determined to finish the race. Supposedly various people had spotted him, though they were unable to flag him down. The translation error was attributed to Timothy Bryant, an import director, who said, "I translated the rules and sent them off to him. But I have only been learning Japanese for two years, and I must have made a mistake. He seems to be taking this marathon to be something like the very long races they have over there."

#19 of the top 100 April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time.

bros jo': i suggest not using 40 pt. red lettering next time. that was a dead giveaway.