Which version of Hotel California is better, the original or the acoustic?

They kicked him out because he is a superior guitarist to Joe Walsh - and the best musician in the band.

Ego-maniac Henley got jealous.

Don Henley wrote:

I say the acoustic Hell Freezes Over version is superior.

I realize you're asking for a qualitative judgement, and by that definition one must be better than the other, but really it's a moot point. What an awful, insipid song.