how many chicks could you take on yourself in a fight to the death?

of course she hasn't. I was kidding. I've never met your mom. there was no need for you to ask her about me you silly goose.

now, back to beating up chicks.....

Good point, but that lemonparty link is beyond old, nobody's falling for that anymore.

Bastard wrote:

You'd only have to put them out of commission while they'd have to kill you. If that were the case, and if the girls were selected at random, I'd say at least 20. Most girls don't even know how to swing their arm in a manner that resembles a punch. You might have to deal with the occasional sporty girl, but I think most girls would be pretty easy to defeat. You could just get super pissed and freak them out before ever touching them.

No way, a fight to the death means that the fight ends only when at least one side is dead.

probably dozens. girls aren't even strong enough to gang up on you so i could just tackle them and then stomp them

I'm pretty sure my extermination spree would end very shortly after one of 'em managed to kick me in the nads. Hard to know if I'd manage to euthanize just a few or several dozen before that happened though.

wow this may be the funniest thread I've ever read on this site. I'm in the library unable to keep me laughter down

Now that I'm able to control myself, I feel like I would want to take out all of the ugly ones first with some well placed elbows, knees, and kicks (does a hell of a lot more damage, but cant use as much in a man fight). Then I would procedurally pin the hot ones down with the bodies of the ugly ones so they were unable to move while I got my Arizona assistant track coach/ personal massage therapist on with them.

wait that totally came out wrong. I didnt mean it like that. I meant pin like five of them down with the ugly ones while i had sex with the free one willingly. Of course we would both have to have a few drinks while trying to kill each other first.

26 girls total

OK. How many "chicks" can you take who look like this?

www.nicolebass.com

(gack!)

i would run around for a while and get them spread out. then i would methodically take them down one by one.

I think the starting positions would be important. If you both started in each endzone, that would work in a faster persons favor.

You'd have to be very aggresive and throw knockout punches - clearly the girls wouldn't be that organized and they would scramble like hens in a farmyard after someone got clocked.

Then, you'd could systematically hunt them down one by one.

I think if you wore a skull mask with blood dripping out of the eyes, that might help your cause.