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Where's Jake from State Farm or that Gecko? wrote:
Parker Valby's car is update - see photo #7
Instagram:www.instagram.com/p/DPST1W6ERCi
But she's got some serious hardware on her walls
Link:www.tiktok.com/@parkervalby/video/7554...
LRC note. It wasn't the 7th photo for us. Here is the photo in question:

What is the latest news on "The Florida Sunshine Girl"? Her handlers have been quite. It seems that she's living her best life. Golfing, skirtin' around in her white Range Rover when not forgetting to pull it completely in the garage before shutting the door, and showing off her NCAA awards while making tik tok videos. She seems to have embraced the professional running life very well, the only thing missing is the RUNNING!!!

Speaking of Tik Tok, that's the same sound a clock makes as time passes by, maybe Parker needs to take heed to the following:

"Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death".

Hey Dream Boat!!! We're waiting.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 3:24pm EDT

re: Aouita 84

Aouita 84 wrote:
Where's Jake from State Farm or that Gecko? wrote:
Parker Valby's car is update - see photo #7
Instagram:www.instagram.com/p/DPST1W6ERCi
But she's got some serious hardware on her walls
Link:www.tiktok.com/@parkervalby/video/7554...
LRC note. It wasn't the 7th photo for us. Here is the photo in question:
What is the latest news on "The Florida Sunshine Girl"? Her handlers have been quite.

Her handlers have been quite what?

8 months ago 10/02/2025 3:33pm EDT

re: U2again

U2again wrote:
Her handlers have been quite what?

Quite busy compiling a collection of lyrics from albums released 30 years before her birth with which to advise her.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 3:49pm EDT

re: Er...

Gotta believe she is planning on running USATF XC in Portland and World XC in Florida...right?

I didn't know she was so superficial and vain. Based on the selection of photos she chose to post on Instagram, she's hoping to be adopted by the Kardashians.

Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 6:50pm EDT

re: Yeah............

Yeah............ wrote:
Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.

On a typical college campus you will find about 10-15% of the females look as good as Parker does, but of course your mileage may vary.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 7:38pm EDT

re: Milot

I feel more confident that yours are.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 8:17pm EDT

re: Yeah............

Yeah............ wrote:
Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.

Are you a 60 year old woman hate posting or something?

Women like Parker (her family is already super rich) live in wealth bubbles where she will either date a finance bro/real estate bro from another wealthy family or an NFL/NBA type pro athlete.

You are delusional to think she would have to date someone 55+ to marry into wealth.

Where's Jake from State Farm or that Gecko? wrote:
Parker Valby's car is update - see photo #7

So basically you're telling us that you can't tell the difference between a car and a cow?

8 months ago 10/02/2025 8:30pm EDT

re: epodemiologist

Depends on when the silent ban ends.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 8:43pm EDT

re: Milot

Yeah, she reminds me of Suzy Favor Hamilton minus the curves. Perhaps her can "mentor" her?

8 months ago 10/02/2025 9:20pm EDT

re: Pontoise

Pontoise wrote:
She's hot but she is so, so cringe.

There is a very very NOT HOT factor about those pics (just my .02 of course). And yes, there is something WAY off about the lips...not a good sign, as that kind of thing never ends well. None of this screams "I am super serious about my pro running career." Not one bit of it.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 9:22pm EDT

re: Milot

Milot wrote:
Yeah............ wrote:
Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.
On a typical college campus you will find about 10-15% of the females look as good as Parker does, but of course your mileage may vary.

How do their trophy rooms look though?

8 months ago 10/02/2025 9:52pm EDT

re: Milot

Milot wrote:
Yeah............ wrote:
Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.
On a typical college campus you will find about 10-15% of the females look as good as Parker does, but of course your mileage may vary.

You’re off. She’s easily top 5%. Just needs to give the kissy lips photos a break. Hoping a Playboy shoot is in the cards….is that even a thing anymore? It could be classy and make her enough to completely write her own ticket here on out. 👍🏼

8 months ago 10/02/2025 9:53pm EDT

re: Yourhoff

Yourhoff wrote:
Milot wrote:
On a typical college campus you will find about 10-15% of the females look as good as Parker does, but of course your mileage may vary.
You’re off. She’s easily top 5%. Just needs to give the kissy lips photos a break. Hoping a Playboy shoot is in the cards….is that even a thing anymore? It could be classy and make her enough to completely write her own ticket here on out. 👍🏼

I said your mileage may vary. Trust me when I tell you that your opinion is just that. She is not Playboy material, not to me.

8 months ago 10/02/2025 10:06pm EDT

re: Impartial Observer

Impartial Observer wrote:
Yeah, she reminds me of Suzy Favor Hamilton minus the curves. Perhaps her can "mentor" her?

You are correct. How soon we forget.
https://www.jsonline.com/story/sports/2019/03/23/best-prep-athletes-wisconsin-history-profile-suzy-favor/3238139002/

8 months ago 10/02/2025 10:28pm EDT

re: Pontoise

Pontoise wrote:
Yeah............ wrote:
Not surprised she has a Rover..let's be real she is the definition of probably going to be married to an attractive 55 year old that's worth $500 million. She is incredibly pretty and is not going to be the type that dates someone her age. She has an incredibly high maintenance trophy look.
Are you a 60 year old woman hate posting or something?
Women like Parker (her family is already super rich) live in wealth bubbles where she will either date a finance bro/real estate bro from another wealthy family or an NFL/NBA type pro athlete.
You are delusional to think she would have to date someone 55+ to marry into wealth.

No I am a 43 year old male. I grew up with a father that made a high of $28,000,000 in year. I was never given hand outs and told I had to earn everything I was going to get in life. I have a messily Net Worth of roughly $2.5 million which I am smart enough to realize is nothing in this economy. However, I have seen plenty of super wealthy men married to plenty of Parker Valbys not because they are interested in conversation or even sex they are interested in having a beautiful face match the Richard Millie watch they have on their wrist.

8 months ago 10/03/2025 12:43am EDT

re: Yeah............

She has the body of a boy and looks like her dad in the face.

Obviously had a great college career and no one can take away that OLY - but I think she’s done with running.

8 months ago 10/03/2025 1:04am EDT

re: Yeah............

Yeah............ wrote:
Pontoise wrote:
Are you a 60 year old woman hate posting or something?
Women like Parker (her family is already super rich) live in wealth bubbles where she will either date a finance bro/real estate bro from another wealthy family or an NFL/NBA type pro athlete.
You are delusional to think she would have to date someone 55+ to marry into wealth.
No I am a 43 year old male. I grew up with a father that made a high of $28,000,000 in year. I was never given hand outs and told I had to earn everything I was going to get in life. I have a messily Net Worth of roughly $2.5 million which I am smart enough to realize is nothing in this economy. However, I have seen plenty of super wealthy men married to plenty of Parker Valbys not because they are interested in conversation or even sex they are interested in having a beautiful face match the Richard Millie watch they have on their wrist.

I bet you ran a sub 14 5k and is married to a model, too.

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