Three things wrote:
Elzio Dennick wrote:
The biggest difference between being in your 70's is ya simply know too much have seen too much, you are pretty much done learning and few adventures because you've done it already.
I do struggle a bit with those still in that learning stage of things, they don't get it, they don't know. they need more time....but refuse to admit it.
Who needs more time?
Probably the divorced guys. 😆
A gun for exiting this mortal coil.
A reminder note telling me where I put the gun in case I forget.
A reminder note telling me where I put the reminder note.
noone 70 or older can live without a hearing aid.
They had their hearing destroyed at all their boomer rock concerts, and their boomer home stereos, etc
turn it up, they said
doctors can't fix it. They said, don't do that, it will destroy your hearing. boomers didn't listen, loud music was cool.
Zoomers with subwoofers in their cars should be imprisoned, one year minimum
This reminds me.
I need to prepare three things before I die:
1. A cell phone to be buried with me.
2. Ensure that is fully charged when I enter the ground.
3. Let whoever handles the arrangements know about the fully charged phone.
Reason is that I can call the surface in the event that I am buried alive.
twoincels wrote:
This reminds me.
I need to prepare three things before I die:
1. A cell phone to be buried with me.
2. Ensure that is fully charged when I enter the ground.
3. Let whoever handles the arrangements know about the fully charged phone.
Reason is that I can call the surface in the event that I am buried alive.
if you were creative, you would program the phone to call them anyway with a recorded "I'm alive" message, even if you really are dead!
After they panickedly dig you up, the phone will call them again with a recording of you laughing at them.
Three things wrote:
Anyone else in their 70s here? What are three things you can’t live without?
1. Community
2. Exercise
3. Significant Alone time
Catheter?
1. Viagra
2. Sex
3. Hand Lotion
1 health
2 a big truck and camper to pull around the USA to visit national parks and awesome scenery
3 a spouse to hike the trails and enjoy the sights with.
1. Jakob Ingebrigtsen
2. Letsrun
3. Wine
1. Supporting Ukraine
2. Reading
3. Drinking French Wine together with my Wife
That Faulkner guy knew a thing or two.
"A man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't."
Toilet, shower, bed
Electricity, refrigerator, car
diapers
false teeth
cane
you can't hear, and doctors can't help wrote:
noone 70 or older can live without a hearing aid.
what?
Disco music and platform shoes
Farrah Faucet poster
Shoe gu for my Brook's Villanova
Bonus: Bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry 🍓 Wine 🍷
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