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I already emailed your boss! Enjoy your unemployment.
I just got your email. Just want to let you know that we are taking your complaint unserious, and what Tinder Boy said to you does align with our company values. If his words didn’t motivate you to lose some weight, nothing else will. We will get back to you after you lose your 50 pounds.
Not because of what you said, but because of your own stupidity: when she replied on Tinder and suggested that you take her to an all you can eat buffet...well, it's all on you, bro.
I can tell you I could not possibly care less if one of my employees went on a date, call someone fat, and they decided to email me. I would roll my eyes and laugh.
That being said the way to avoid this would have been to be a gracious human being and gone through with the dates and then just let her know you were an attracted to her. There's no need to be mean about it.
It's basically exactly what the title said. I met her for dinner yesterday and she was easily 50 pounds heavier than her photos. So I left immediately because she wasted my time and I wasn't attracted to her at all because of the weight gain. Then I sent her a couple of messages, saying stuff along the lines of 'fat pig...' (I didn't use any slurs as there not in my vocabulary and I didn't even call her a b*tch) and talking about how she wasted my time and needs to lose 50 pounds or else no man will find her attractive. Now she's found my specific job and is threatening to email my boss with what I said. What's the best way to avoid this?
Should I try to see if I can get her to state that she'd take $ to shut up and then have my lawyer older brother write a letter about blackmail? Or is there another better way? I care about my reputation first and foremost and don't really regret what I said as she wasted my time and catfished me, but if I have to fake repentance I could do that. Some 'last resort' steps I could think of would be trying to leak my information on the dark web so I can say I was hacked / it was a fake profile or claiming that I'm bi?
Imagine if you stuck your dingy in that hornets nest! You need better lenses as well as standards. Form the ability to see the warning signs in advance, the **catfishes** usually slip up in early convo.
This deceptive witch is obviously offended but the extent in which she is threatening to go would be stalking / harrassment if a guy carried out or even the threat by itself in black & white is worthy of a police call. Threaten a reatraining order after the police call.
Should I try to see if I can get her to state that she'd take $ to shut up and then have my lawyer older brother write a letter about blackmail? Or is there another better way? I care about my reputation first and foremost and don't really regret what I said as she wasted my time and catfished me, but if I have to fake repentance I could do that. Some 'last resort' steps I could think of would be trying to leak my information on the dark web so I can say I was hacked / it was a fake profile or claiming that I'm bi?
Well, we can tell you don’t value character or integrity first and foremost.
It's basically exactly what the title said. I met her for dinner yesterday and she was easily 50 pounds heavier than her photos. So I left immediately because she wasted my time and I wasn't attracted to her at all because of the weight gain. Then I sent her a couple of messages, saying stuff along the lines of 'fat pig...' (I didn't use any slurs as there not in my vocabulary and I didn't even call her a b*tch) and talking about how she wasted my time and needs to lose 50 pounds or else no man will find her attractive. Now she's found my specific job and is threatening to email my boss with what I said. What's the best way to avoid this?
Should I try to see if I can get her to state that she'd take $ to shut up and then have my lawyer older brother write a letter about blackmail? Or is there another better way? I care about my reputation first and foremost and don't really regret what I said as she wasted my time and catfished me, but if I have to fake repentance I could do that. Some 'last resort' steps I could think of would be trying to leak my information on the dark web so I can say I was hacked / it was a fake profile or claiming that I'm bi?
You should do her. There's no other alternative than to go hogging.
Stop posting immediately. She listened to your counseling and decided to start running. She will see this thread while looking for training plans. Also, if you really talked to her that way, you are cruel.
OP, you admit there was nothing accidental about your insults. So you’re a cheap liar. If she’s going after your boss, I bet there there’s solid reason. You sound like an incel.
Who cares if it wasn't accidental or not? I'm sure he regrets that it might have negative consequences. I've been catfished a couple times and them wasting my time was the worst part. If she catfishes, who cares about hurting her feelings?
It's basically exactly what the title said. I met her for dinner yesterday and she was easily 50 pounds heavier than her photos. So I left immediately because she wasted my time and I wasn't attracted to her at all because of the weight gain. Then I sent her a couple of messages, saying stuff along the lines of 'fat pig...' (I didn't use any slurs as there not in my vocabulary and I didn't even call her a b*tch) and talking about how she wasted my time and needs to lose 50 pounds or else no man will find her attractive. Now she's found my specific job and is threatening to email my boss with what I said. What's the best way to avoid this?
Should I try to see if I can get her to state that she'd take $ to shut up and then have my lawyer older brother write a letter about blackmail? Or is there another better way? I care about my reputation first and foremost and don't really regret what I said as she wasted my time and catfished me, but if I have to fake repentance I could do that. Some 'last resort' steps I could think of would be trying to leak my information on the dark web so I can say I was hacked / it was a fake profile or claiming that I'm bi?
Just ghost her and if she ends up emailing your boss just tell your boss its none of your boss' business or tell your boss you don't admit to anything.. What is your boss gonna do about it? If your boss is cool he/she will agree with you.
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