'Twas the night before Christmas

Kobbs Hessler wrote:

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the board
Not a commenter was stirring
Not even a meme lord

The running socks were hung
By the chimney with care
In hopes that PRs
Soon would be there

When all of the sudden
There arose a loud clatter
It was a controversial thread
Much was the matter

Runners on drugs?
Ukraine losing the war?
Baltimore crime?
The mods can’t take any more

It was none of those things
Just a good wish completed
Mostly upvoted
Perhaps not deleted

Merry Christmas to all
Best wishes to most
When you’re losing an argument
Avoid ‘Report Post’