Most generous tip you have ever given

Best tip. Don't eat yellow snow....

I wondered if it would be more pathetic if you lived in your mom's basement and made up this stuff, or if you actually lived like this and posted the trash you do on letsrun.

Honestly, I feel bad for doubting you. It would be orders of magnitude more pathetic if you actually were honest. Like if you actually had the resources you do and spend hours a day bragging about things on the internet that really just make you look pathetic. Like sure, you spent three days and spend $20k on a stripper... what did you do? Show her your conspiracy posts on letsrun? Tell her what a sheep you weren't and how you've figured out the media scam and make her watch hours of weird youtube videos?

I'm mediocre looking at best, haven't broken 17 in a 5k, make less than 5% of what you pretend to and I barely have time to post on here. If I had a fraction of your pretend resources, I'd be traveling the world staying at amazing places spending time running or golfing or drinking by the pool and flirting (poorly and unsuccessfully) with beautiful women. Definitely wouldn't be posting about anything (much less bragging) on a niche running board or watching random youtube videos of idiots just talking.

Honestly, I hope you're a pathetic troll with a made up life, because the alternative is so much more sad. Get some help dude.

How can I tip Steve the Addict for his wonderful imaginary stories?

40% on $50 tap at local bar the first time they opened for dine in after covid in September 2020. The pay before a client gave me a $200 prepaid visa card and told me to spend it locally.

$0. I'm not giving those glorified beggars extra money to do their job; being prompt, courteous, etc. comes with literally any customer-facing job.

Told everyone on here the exact date the market would turn around during the COVID panic. Those who listened doubled their investments (or more). You’re welcome.

Ever watched Mr Beast on YouTube? The ultimate tipper!

I’ve given bigger tips as a total dollar amount but the largest tip I’ve given as a percentage of the bill was $100 on a breakfast that cost under $20. Waitress at a small diner in NOLA circa 2005 who was older and a total sweetheart despite going through an especially tough spot in her already tough life.

I once tipped the amazingly articulate colored girl who served me and my family brunch one Sunday 2 verses from the new testament. Usually, I only leave one.

Three times I've left a hundred dollar bill for diner tabs under $20. Left before seeing their reaction.

Don't eat Mexican food while wearing polyester pants.

At Red Lobster in Orlando. Our server was a college kid. He was covering for a server who was out so he had double. He was working hard but the table next to us was being difficult. The kid was very polite to us. Our meal came out to $70. It was our last meal before flying back home. We gave him our last 2 hundred dollar bills. He deserved it.