How baller would it be if Woody Kincaid used “12:51” by the Strokes as his walkout music at The TEN?

I have a better Strokes song- how about "Juicebox"?

Perhaps a more 'hip and fun' route like Biggies "Juicy"

And, if he's a really weird dude, the Insane Clown Posse even has a song titled "Juggalo Juice"

Oldies or something current?

Well, I'm sure Woody's a fan of JuiceWrld, so anything by him plays (RIP)

Perhaps even Ladera Heights underground rap collective OFWGKTA (spawned careers of Tyler, the Creator, Frank Ocean, Earl Sweatshirt et al)- they actually have a song titled "Oldie" where member Hodgy Beats rapped- "and now I'm Kool-Aid / JUICED"

I wouldn't qualify Bon Jovi as an oldies artist, but I'm sure Woody and the BTC crew know a little something about some Bad Medicine.

Supertramp's Breakfast in America famously has a glass of OJ on the front, c'mon!

Jay-Z has a song titled "The Story of OJ"- which, okay, could be a stretch, but you get my point. Woody has options, folks

Woody Kincaid will never be baller. Even if he runs a 12:21.

We could call him an incredible runner or a superstar, but not a “baller”.

he’s a geek with a beek

If he manages 3:58 per mile for 5000m he should be called anything he wants.

I was thinking he should his walkout music should be "I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross!

He's an Eve in a Sleeve.