The capitalist version of China's surveillance - willingly purchasing an Amazon listening device for its "convenience". The internet is there for "us", LOL.
So my son comes into my room about 30 minutes after he finally went to bed. I was like, "What are you doing buddy? You need to go back to bad."
"Dad, there are some loud noises. I can't sleep."
I assume he's just making stuff up but go in there and sure enough music is playing. Weird.
Well tonight, I"m sleeping in the room with him as she's super sick. All of the sudden, right at 10:30 pm et, Alexa comes on 100% unprompated and says something like here is your "sleep music routine" and starts playing music.
WTF? I know for a fact my wife would never set that up. I didn't either. How do you explain this?
I know at my in-laws it's alwasy trying to get them to buy crap. I somehow thankfully don't get bombarded by those options here, but did it somehow supposedly ask us if it wanted to play bedtime routine?
Over the weekend I was babysitting my 4 yr. old grandson, and without any prompt the sound track from Frozen started playing. (And it wasn't him that prompted it) It was weird.
So my son comes into my room about 30 minutes after he finally went to bed. I was like, "What are you doing buddy? You need to go back to bad."
"Dad, there are some loud noises. I can't sleep."
I assume he's just making stuff up but go in there and sure enough music is playing. Weird.
Well tonight, I"m sleeping in the room with him as she's super sick. All of the sudden, right at 10:30 pm et, Alexa comes on 100% unprompated and says something like here is your "sleep music routine" and starts playing music.
WTF? I know for a fact my wife would never set that up. I didn't either. How do you explain this?
I know at my in-laws it's alwasy trying to get them to buy crap. I somehow thankfully don't get bombarded by those options here, but did it somehow supposedly ask us if it wanted to play bedtime routine?
In a just world, child protective services would take your child from you.
Tossed the apple home pods in 2021 after a similar incident (unprompted loud spooky sounds late at night, impossible to turn off without unplugging from wall).
Shut off Siri for good on all phones and used the proceeds from home pods to buy a 1959 Telefunken valve-driven console that plays beautiful and uncompressed vinyl. Now music sounds better, the living room looks better, and we have more privacy / peace of mind.
rojo, could you have accidentally said 'yes' to an prompt that asked if you wanted to enable it? in any case there's a 'routines' section in the app that should help you disable it.
they are spying on you. those devices provide very little convenience but they listen to EVERYTHING that you say regardless of whether you are talking to alexa or not. it's horrifying and should be illegal.
they don't, not in any meaningful way. there's a little loop running on the device that keeps a few seconds of audio at a time, enough to figure out if you just said 'alexa', and does nothing else with that audio. i don't even think it's saved to disk.
if they actually sent everything you said to Amazon, it would be trivial to prove that just by analyzing network traffic. so you should have high confidence they aren't sending out all audio they hear. and most of the devices aren't even powerful enough to do a lot locally, which is why the original alexa architecture (and how it should mostly still work today) relied on remote servers in Amazon datacenters to do the heavy lifting. if your hypothesis is that they are reducing audio to text locally and uploading it as text... also no.
May be true until until someone wants to listen to you or until you trigger whatever other phrases than ‘hey Alexa’ that may may be of interest…
Folks should toss all of these devices and keep their phones off/in silent pouches whenever not actively in use. The convenience is not worth it.
As I was woken from my hourly nap by Alexa as she came on unprompted as Hunter Biden as WOW and as WTF as I didn't even turnt this thing on as I don't even know how as I have to get wejo to show me how to use email as this is some jewish space laser stuff as I need some stranger to give me a ride to the apple store as I have to ask the geniuses to turn off that lib woke Alexa as Elizabeth Holmes as also SBF as it is nearly time for my next hourly nap as I only watched TV for 12 hours today but as the TV was on during some of my naps but I don't think that that counts
As I was woken from my hourly nap by Alexa as she came on unprompted as Hunter Biden as WOW and as WTF as I didn't even turnt this thing on as I don't even know how as I have to get wejo to show me how to use email as this is some jewish space laser stuff as I need some stranger to give me a ride to the apple store as I have to ask the geniuses to turn off that lib woke Alexa as Elizabeth Holmes as also SBF as it is nearly time for my next hourly nap as I only watched TV for 12 hours today but as the TV was on during some of my naps but I don't think that that counts
ofa lon teh
As wow as real good story as my sun came into room and said “wow as real loud noises” as I said “WHAT?! As I don’t know what your talking about” as sun showed me Alex from The Amazon say bedtime stories. As wow as Hunter Biden did this as AOC as George Sorcerer
As I was woken from my hourly nap by Alexa as she came on unprompted as Hunter Biden as WOW and as WTF as I didn't even turnt this thing on as I don't even know how as I have to get wejo to show me how to use email as this is some jewish space laser stuff as I need some stranger to give me a ride to the apple store as I have to ask the geniuses to turn off that lib woke Alexa as Elizabeth Holmes as also SBF as it is nearly time for my next hourly nap as I only watched TV for 12 hours today but as the TV was on during some of my naps but I don't think that that counts
ofa lon teh
As wow as real good story as my sun came into room and said “wow as real loud noises” as I said “WHAT?! As I don’t know what your talking about” as sun showed me Alex from The Amazon say bedtime stories. As wow as Hunter Biden did this as AOC as George Sorcerer
As my friend agrees with me as she says their is some sort of rackoonpossum under neeth my porch as can't a guy get any sleep around hear as my unkel w aslways says that naps be the most importent part of life as I want to ax Alexa how to get rid of them rackoonpossums but I to scared that Alexa gonna be signing me up for something
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