Go down to your local track and take a poop.
Go down to your local track and take a poop.
Be an alpha. Poop on her chest.
Poop in the shower like a normal person. This option lets you poop without fear, and it helps save water. You'd be doing her a favor.
You should never cohabitate with your girlfriend. Get married first.
Bring matches and maybe a scented candle.
Just put your fingers in your ears when she's on the John if you are that squeemish about it. If you can still hear the sounds she makes with your fingers in your ears, then maybe you should think about ditching her.
Place some toilet paper in the bowl to silence the splash.
Just make sure you don't end up like this guy. 🤣
Moving Through wrote:
I'm staying at my gf's for 5 days and I'm extremely poop shy around her. The walls are extemely thin. Wat do?
Are you 5 yrs old?
Does she have a dog? If so offer to pick up dog poop in back yard, when she isn’t looking do it in the yard and then pick it up
When she’s in the bathroom, creep around outside the door until you are pretty sure it’s happening. Then barge in yelling “Ah-Hah! I knew it!” (in your best George Constanza voice). You’ll be in the driver’s seat the rest of the relationship.
Cohabitation wrote:
You should never cohabitate with your girlfriend. Get married first.
Ok, boomer.
Just do it in a zip-lock bag and throw it straight into the trash.
Just poop on your local track. Problem solved.
wazzu1452 wrote:
The COURTESY flush is mandatory..
Once it drops hit the handle and open a window. Then do an additional flush with TP.
Your best post, ever.
Yes. This is the tried and true solution I’ve used many times.
Poooper wrote:
Yes. This is the tried and true solution I’ve used many times.
Burn down her house with a vagina scented candle.
Take a big juicy sh*t bro
You guys are idiots. Break up with her immediately and only date future girls long enough until the same problem comes up.
- Second bathroom? Use that one.
- will she be working during the day? Go then
- take a shower. Lock the door and go while the water heats up
- go on a run at a strategic time and swing past a park with a bathroom
- go grocery shopping and go then
But really, I think that we all know the best way to deal with this is like an adult:
Go under the bleachers at Sedona High School.