Steve The Addict OFFICIAL -----^^^^^ wrote:
75% of the tinder women i meet don't look anything like their pictures. That doesn't slow me down though. I'm there for one reason. Let's get straight to the point, baby.
Prostitutes want fiat monies, not cryptocurrency
JO Coach wrote:
catfishingolympics wrote:
Why do you losers keep saying this? Me and my friends do it all the time, and we are VERY straight!
Some of the funniest stuff of my life has been catfishing guys on tinder. We sent this one dude to an old high school classmate's parent's mansion. It has a gated entrance and we convinced him it gets "stuck" so he needed to ram it to get through. He rammed the gate
We led another guy on a wild goose chase through the local downtown bar scene. Literally made him go to like 5 or 6 different bars and ended up convincing him we got taken to the hospital in an ambulance that he saw outside one of the bars. We convinced him to go to the hospital to come see us, but they wouldn't let him in because he didn't know the last name of the "girl".
We made another guy drive an hour and a half in his dodge Hellcat to my apartment complex, and told him we were still getting ready, but that it would be really 'hot' for him to rev the engine. We were just sitting inside cracking up for like 20 minutes before he realized it was a lost cause and aggressively zoomed away in his badass hellcat
It may seem like I'm making these stories up, but there is no shortage of completely desperate losers on tinder. And believe me, there is a very, very small percentage of guys who "look like models" and have a bio that is anything other than completely humiliating.
Be careful pissing people off for kicks. There's some loose cannons out there. As Meek Mill would say, you're gonna F around and get smoked.
Hopefully.
harold . wrote:
holy s* man, its like they were all model tier guys with good pics and funny bios.
how can I f*g compete?
Dude. What happened when you first made your real account? All the hottest chicks for the first few days. They do this on purpose to suck you in. That being said have fun swiping on all the guys :)
catfishingolympics wrote:
Why do you losers keep saying this? Me and my friends do it all the time, and we are VERY straight!
Some of the funniest stuff of my life has been catfishing guys on tinder. We sent this one dude to an old high school classmate's parent's mansion. It has a gated entrance and we convinced him it gets "stuck" so he needed to ram it to get through. He rammed the gate
We led another guy on a wild goose chase through the local downtown bar scene. Literally made him go to like 5 or 6 different bars and ended up convincing him we got taken to the hospital in an ambulance that he saw outside one of the bars. We convinced him to go to the hospital to come see us, but they wouldn't let him in because he didn't know the last name of the "girl".
We made another guy drive an hour and a half in his dodge Hellcat to my apartment complex, and told him we were still getting ready, but that it would be really 'hot' for him to rev the engine. We were just sitting inside cracking up for like 20 minutes before he realized it was a lost cause and aggressively zoomed away in his badass hellcat
It may seem like I'm making these stories up, but there is no shortage of completely desperate losers on tinder. And believe me, there is a very, very small percentage of guys who "look like models" and have a bio that is anything other than completely humiliating.
Congratulations, you're a complete d*ck. Being cruel is not funny.
we do this all the time at college. we try matching with our homies without telling them and its amazing.
Tin cups wrote:
catfishingolympics wrote:
Why do you losers keep saying this? Me and my friends do it all the time, and we are VERY straight!
Some of the funniest stuff of my life has been catfishing guys on tinder. We sent this one dude to an old high school classmate's parent's mansion. It has a gated entrance and we convinced him it gets "stuck" so he needed to ram it to get through. He rammed the gate
We led another guy on a wild goose chase through the local downtown bar scene. Literally made him go to like 5 or 6 different bars and ended up convincing him we got taken to the hospital in an ambulance that he saw outside one of the bars. We convinced him to go to the hospital to come see us, but they wouldn't let him in because he didn't know the last name of the "girl".
We made another guy drive an hour and a half in his dodge Hellcat to my apartment complex, and told him we were still getting ready, but that it would be really 'hot' for him to rev the engine. We were just sitting inside cracking up for like 20 minutes before he realized it was a lost cause and aggressively zoomed away in his badass hellcat
It may seem like I'm making these stories up, but there is no shortage of completely desperate losers on tinder. And believe me, there is a very, very small percentage of guys who "look like models" and have a bio that is anything other than completely humiliating.
Congratulations, you're a complete d*ck. Being cruel is not funny.
"catfishingolympics" must be dealing with some pretty bad childhood trauma to be this mean to strangers. If not, he ought to be taught a lesson....
nah grindr is a quick hookup app. Thats why its a punchline in so many shows. This poster was looking for his perfect fantasy. I’m half wondering if the OP isn’t Craig Engels posting this just to see the responses. He’s made (hilarious) jokes about this kind of stuff . Craig we know its you, and it was still funny
harold . wrote:
holy s* man, its like they were all model tier guys with good pics and funny bios.
how can I f*g compete?
Just have to say.. I don’t think most guys would describe other guys as model tier... You thought most were hot, and thats not a cookie-cutter “straight” thing. Its ok. Being bi/curious and knowing your attraction level to any human is simply part of human biology. Altruistic love towards the same gender is part of what made human society work together. When its mutual and plutonic we call it a bromance ha
Honestly this is a bit of toxic masculinity, in full effect. This dude just doesn’t like that he finds other dudes potentially hotter than he finds himself and thats ok.
Honest advice: attraction makes no sense and you don’t have to be hotter than anyone, you just have to attract someone who is attracted to something unique you possess. People are attracted to WEIRDLY specific physical features that have nothing to do with how attractive the person is. If everyone looks exactly like you, then yeah, get a personality because youre screwed. Its the guys who are stick out for other reasons that you really should be taking notes from
This is why theres a cliche that geeks and losers and out of shape nobodies get hot girls on a regular basis. This is also why we don’t have societies that are only attractive. If all the hot people always married eachother, everyobe would be hot. Instead, its all random, everyone is ugly including you, and you should just go for it until you find a mutual interest
catfishingolympics wrote:
You're gay alert wrote:
Congratulations, you're gay. No straight male would ever think of doing this.
Why do you losers keep saying this? Me and my friends do it all the time, and we are VERY straight!
Some of the funniest stuff of my life has been catfishing guys on tinder. We sent this one dude to an old high school classmate's parent's mansion. It has a gated entrance and we convinced him it gets "stuck" so he needed to ram it to get through. He rammed the gate
We led another guy on a wild goose chase through the local downtown bar scene. Literally made him go to like 5 or 6 different bars and ended up convincing him we got taken to the hospital in an ambulance that he saw outside one of the bars. We convinced him to go to the hospital to come see us, but they wouldn't let him in because he didn't know the last name of the "girl".
We made another guy drive an hour and a half in his dodge Hellcat to my apartment complex, and told him we were still getting ready, but that it would be really 'hot' for him to rev the engine. We were just sitting inside cracking up for like 20 minutes before he realized it was a lost cause and aggressively zoomed away in his badass hellcat
It may seem like I'm making these stories up, but there is no shortage of completely desperate losers on tinder. And believe me, there is a very, very small percentage of guys who "look like models" and have a bio that is anything other than completely humiliating.
Damn you really hate other men don’t you small fry?
catfishingolympics wrote:
You're gay alert wrote:
Congratulations, you're gay. No straight male would ever think of doing this.
Why do you losers keep saying this? Me and my friends do it all the time, and we are VERY straight!
Some of the funniest stuff of my life has been catfishing guys on tinder.
I hate to have to be the one to break this to you, but you are most definitely not VERY straight based on your own admissions.
saladfingers wrote:
harold . wrote:
holy s* man, its like they were all model tier guys with good pics and funny bios.
how can I f*g compete?
Just have to say.. I don’t think most guys would describe other guys as model tier... You thought most were hot, and thats not a cookie-cutter “straight” thing. Its ok. Being bi/curious and knowing your attraction level to any human is simply part of human biology. Altruistic love towards the same gender is part of what made human society work together. When its mutual and plutonic we call it a bromance ha
Honestly this is a bit of toxic masculinity, in full effect. This dude just doesn’t like that he finds other dudes potentially hotter than he finds himself and thats ok.
Honest advice: attraction makes no sense and you don’t have to be hotter than anyone, you just have to attract someone who is attracted to something unique you possess. People are attracted to WEIRDLY specific physical features that have nothing to do with how attractive the person is. If everyone looks exactly like you, then yeah, get a personality because youre screwed. Its the guys who are stick out for other reasons that you really should be taking notes from
This is why theres a cliche that geeks and losers and out of shape nobodies get hot girls on a regular basis. This is also why we don’t have societies that are only attractive. If all the hot people always married eachother, everyobe would be hot. Instead, its all random, everyone is ugly including you, and you should just go for it until you find a mutual interest
Pretty sure its not toxic masculinity, it's more the fact that if I said to a random chick that you look sexy instead of my dude friend over here I'd get pepper sprayed and kicked out of school for sexual harassment