Today is my wedding day... does LRC have any last second advice?

Enjoy your last bj tonight

Statistics show there is a 75% chance you will regret it.

But it's impossible to avoid in a sense.

Best of luck to you.

A wedding on Christmas weekend? My guess she is a headcase.

AXC wrote:

Got a short run in, 4.5 easy. Now just getting ready to head to the venue, chill with my groomsman who are mostly my college xc teammates and then to see my beautiful bride.

Does LetsRun have any last second advice before I take my final steps as a single man?

1. Save Your Money. Live very frugally until you have kids (if you want them). There is no reason to buy fancy cars or a fancy house, unless both of your parents are rich and buying them for you.

2. If you are in your early to mid 20's, don't have kids until you are at least 30 and truly ready. Make sure you've been married 4 to 5 years before you have kids.

3. Marriage counseling does not work. If you are considering it, your marriage is already over.

4. Make sure your wife isn't on anti-depressants, or is bi-polar, or has borderline personality disorder, etc. You are in for a world of pain if so.

5. Lots of couples have major issues over extended family. If your wife hates your mom, she is really going to hate her if you are married. Holidays and where you decide to go for them (your parents or hers) can become all-out wars. Make sure you are cool with each others family.

6. Don't lose yourself in the marriage. Keep your hobbies and interests.

7. Read #6 again. If she tries to change you, don't let her. She knew what she signed up for.

8. Schedule crazy vacations that are not kid-friendly and get all of that fun out of your system before the kids arrive.

9. Don't get a house until you have kids. If you get divorced, it's much easier to divide assets, etc.

10. Don't lose respect or gratitude for one another. If that happens, it's all downhill from there.

Kobbs Hessler wrote:

Enjoy your last bj tonight

+1

People talk about post nuptial shut off on here. It’s not a 100% shutoff but can we get a thread going on the above?

AXC wrote:

Got a short run in, 4.5 easy. Now just getting ready to head to the venue, chill with my groomsman who are mostly my college xc teammates and then to see my beautiful bride.

Does LetsRun have any last second advice before I take my final steps as a single man?

Good luck, although your guests that are football fans aren’t going to be happy….

I married a great woman forty-seven years ago. For me, the best thing I ever did. Wish you the best.

Steve The Addict OFFICIAL -----^^^^^ wrote:

I just listened to John Daly the golfer who's been married 4 times. He says don't get married to modern women because they're not good like the boomer generation was. He explains that boomer women were loyal, they'd cook and clean. Excellent women for a marriage. He explained the modern women will use marriage (and even kids) as a trap then start changing their actions and expectations immediately after that. These changes in actions and expectations are the most toxic part for relationships according to John Daly.

In fairness to the women, John Daly can’t be an easy person to deal with.

Run immediately

Steve The Addict OFFICIAL -----^^^^^ wrote:

I just listened to John Daly the golfer who's been married 4 times. He says don't get married to modern women because they're not good like the boomer generation was. He explains that boomer women were loyal, they'd cook and clean. Excellent women for a marriage. He explained the modern women will use marriage (and even kids) as a trap then start changing their actions and expectations immediately after that. These changes in actions and expectations are the most toxic part for relationships according to John Daly.

John Daly, relationship expert

separate checking accounts

you're gonna regret it!

Congratulations. I’m on my 2nd marriage. Very positive things from my first. I’m sure both she and I would have liked to do some things different.

Be kind. Save the sarcasm. Be understanding.

These thread replies are weird. Filled with people who think they're funny but actually have 2" wieners, no game & could never pull a girl any given weekend. Judging from past forum boards, a lot of folks here clearly have been given huge monetary advantages from their parents (down payments, help with the wedding, paying all of their schooling, no rent) etc. It's actually kind of hilarious.

Don't do it.

Just give her half of each paycheck from now on and buy her a house.

Jenny4rmtheBlock wrote:

These thread replies are weird. Filled with people who think they're funny but actually have 2" wieners, no game & could never pull a girl any given weekend. Judging from past forum boards, a lot of folks here clearly have been given huge monetary advantages from their parents (down payments, help with the wedding, paying all of their schooling, no rent) etc. It's actually kind of hilarious.

But what about the people given the advantage of not having a 2” wiener?

Rich and 2” wiener

Or Poor and regular wiener?

mod please wrote:

Jenny4rmtheBlock wrote:

These thread replies are weird. Filled with people who think they're funny but actually have 2" wieners, no game & could never pull a girl any given weekend. Judging from past forum boards, a lot of folks here clearly have been given huge monetary advantages from their parents (down payments, help with the wedding, paying all of their schooling, no rent) etc. It's actually kind of hilarious.

But what about the people given the advantage of not having a 2” wiener?

Rich and 2” wiener

Or Poor and regular wiener?

Poors have the biggest wangs. It's from all that high-T sausage and ground beef they ate growing up. Also why poor chicks have staches.

Good luck, we're counting on you. (Leslie Nielsen)

Seriously, you aren't just marrying her. You're marrying the whole family. Don't delude yourself.

My advice...RUN, FOREST, RUN

Have some sex after! No condoms, you're married now!