Beer marathon

them's some big-bellied womenfolk

No but I like the idea of a bottle of beer every mile for the full marathon. pretty extreme if anyone could do that in less than 3 hours

strike me wrote:

No but I like the idea of a bottle of beer every mile for the full marathon. pretty extreme if anyone could do that in less than 3 hours

You've just inspired Dean K...

strike me wrote:

No but I like the idea of a bottle of beer every mile for the full marathon. pretty extreme if anyone could do that in less than 3 hours

hahahahahaha - don't be ridiculous. I can drink 26 light beers out of a can in maybe under 3 hours, but i'm a pretty heavy drinker. You really think someone is capable of running a sub 3 hour marathon while drinking 26 beers?

In case any clarification is needed: I could drink those 26 beers in under 3 hours while sitting on my couch watching TV and grilling steak.

no results however.

they were about 8-10 OZ. PBR was the only thing on tap. chug a beer to start the first lap, run a .9something distance around a particular bar, chug another glass and then do another lap. it was set up as a 30 pack marathon. so you have to do 30 laps and drink 30 beers to arrive at a 26.2 distance.

I Did the half myself.

Sweet! Even if it was 8oz per glass, that's still 20 12oz beers.

did anyone finish without throwing up? Any results?

there was about 22 people running total, i nearly puked but managed to hold it down.

Although i did keep drinking afterward and did a couple of pacer laps to keep the marathoners going.

Still working on the results (including individual lap times) but they will eventually be posted at

www.hashingtucson.com

given that it was mostly a hasher event.

We had one finisher, so the results are broken down by distance. A lot of people set the 1/2 Marathon as a goal, so I have estimated the time for lap 14.5 for those that continued on to attempt the full marathon and compiled a pseudo-1/2 Marathon result below the "Official Results."

For the sake of interest:

Fastest lap ---- 7m 19s (CHASE lap 1)

Slowest Lap ---- 10h 10m 40s (Stella lap 14.5)

Full Marathon 29 laps 30 beers

Bloody Z------------------7:26:17

19 miles 21 laps 22 beers

dr. Slow Ride---------------6:17:52

16.3 miles 18 laps 19 screwdrivers

Klitty Litter--------------------6:27:56

15.4 miles 17 laps 18 beers

New Car Smell-------------3:05:17

14.5miles 16 laps 17 beers

Bavarian Creme------------3:28:06

Non-Skidsy Butt Plug-----5:25:42

I Love Fat Chicks----------5:32:32

1/2 Marathon 14.5 laps 15 beers

CHASE --------------------- 3:00:25

Go F*** Myself------------4:16:57

Papa Don't Peek----------4:17:39

Bearded Clam-------------5:01:05

Examine Me----------------5:12:49

Bunker Beater-------------5:42:55

Stuffed In My Box---------6:22:58

Stella the Udderly Bi Fella-13:31:20

11.8 miles 13 laps 14 beers

Bus Job-------------------------2:46:44

9 miles 10 laps 11 beers

Crusty---------------------------2:34:56

7.2 miles 8 laps 9 beers

Just Steven--------------------4:17:47

6.3 miles 7 laps 8 beers

Just John-----------------------1:59:30

Anal Licked A Hole----------2:09:17

Falcero--------------------------4:16:00

5.4 miles 6 laps 7 beers

Bed, Bath and Behind-------4:19:16

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1/2 Marathon only

(note, # denotes estimated time between lap 14 and 15 for those that continued past)

New Car Smell--------------------2:35:56 #

CHASE------------------------------3:00:25

Bavarian Creme------------------3:07:06 #

Bloody Z---------------------------- 3:20:14 #

Go F*** Myself-------------------4:16:57

dr. Slow Ride----------------------4:17:36 #

Papa Don't Peek-----------------4:17:39

Non Skidski Butt Plug-----------4:51:36 #

I Love Fat Chicks-----------------4:59:41 #

Bearded Clam---------------------5:01:05

Examine Me------------------------5:12:49

Klitty Litter---------------------------5:23:33 #

Bunker Beater---------------------5:42:55

Stuffed In My Box-----------------6:22:58

Stella the Udderly Bi Fella-----13:31:20