yahweh wrote:
Sodom, Gomorah
I have spoken, and smitten.
I think He's right on the money here (He always is). When you lived in Baltimore, if a couple male angels walked into your apartment, would your house be surrounded by a bunch of guys who wanted to rape those angels? If you then offered your daughters as an alternative, would those hordes of men get angry and bust the door down? I'd take the traffic and sprawl of Atlanta, the crime and poverty of Detroit, etc. over Sodom and Gomorrah.
And while we're on the topic of "worst city ever," we haven't even scratched the surface of where or when this city would be. Right now it's probably a refugee-filled hellhole in the 3rd world. In Haiti they've invented a new word to describe the starvation they feel: "clorox," because the pangs of hunger Haitians feel is what they imagine it would feel like if they drank bleach. But some letsrunners would rather live there than in Houston?
And, besides mythical and modern cities, what about historical cities? Urban areas were almost universally cesspools of filth, disease, and crime until about the 18th century. But you'd rather live in some European city suffering from the black plague than in Gary, Indiana? It would be so much better to see half your relatives die than deal with the smog and filth of that industrial city.
Or how about Rome after the collapse of the Empire? Having your home and community ransacked by barbarians who don't even cook their meat would suck, but I guess not as badly as the Lincoln, NE nightlife. It would just be so much better to be starving while mining the greatest architectural achievements the world had ever known for your lean-to in an inescapable feeling of anxiety and worldwide regression than to have to have to live where there are no bars for young people.