Best fake road race names

Roderick Palomino

(see #3, Roderick sucks)

http://www.toledoroadrunners.org/results/results2006/2006_JCC_YMCA_BAGEL_5k.htm

Last name: Themighty First Name: Thor

currently road racing up and down the east coast

Haywood Jablome & Howie Feltersnatch are my personal favorites

Claire Annette is quite subtle.

Barry Cade

Will Wynn

Rick O'Shea

Al Bino

Brett Favre ran the Chicago Marathon this year

Dr. Von Nordstrom

will wynn is the mayor of austin, and is supposed to run the marathon in february.

I know that Mike Oxmall and Mike Oxbig have been mentioned, but the alternate spelling is sometimes preferred.

I.e. Mike Oksmells or Mike Untsmells

2.52 - he doesn't have a wooden heart

Sorry, 13th place

For an individual:

Hugh Jorgan

For a team (actual team name used by a friend of mine):

The Pubic Harriers

Simon Sayers

Art Vandalay

Kravin Moorehead

Remember what Frank Shorter said on T.V. broadcast about New York Runner, Myles Irish (his real name)..... said Frank: "Ah, now there's a name Eamon Coghlan would love to have had!"

Ahlfeelya Bunz..........

Dot Yurize

Ann Cross Yurteeze

Rusty Shakleford