Major bust coming.

buckle up wrote:

Wow. I just got a text from a very much “in the know” individual. Brace yourselves. You’re going to be shocked.

And the world is going to end on June 15th, from an asteroid impacting on Boise. Believe me, because I said "it's coming"!

Let me also trash all top-tier athletes, including Farah, Hassan, and Rupp as being guilty as sin of everything from PED usage to pedophilia.

By the way, put money on the Yanks to win the World Series this year. Trust me...

Now...prepare to...DUCK! I swear I see that asteroid in my super duper telescope comin' this way!

Surely he's talking about a major recession due to economic mismanagement?

Sorry to ruin OP's little 15 minutes of fame, but I'm going to spoil the fun and tear the bandaid off:

It's Dafne.

Thank me later

I haven't read this thread but has anyone else pointed out that Kosgei's 2:14 marathon hasn't been ratified yet? Not sure if that is unusual or not.

bwahahahah so?

agip wrote:

I haven't read this thread but has anyone else pointed out that Kosgei's 2:14 marathon hasn't been ratified yet? Not sure if that is unusual or not.

Yes, others have pointed it out. The indoor 4x400m WR was run over a year ago and hasn't been ratified, so who knows.

I heard that world record holder Albert("Al") Phafly is under heavy scrutiny. Can anyone confirm?

Really not a particularly funny joke.

What about ayanleh souleiman? top tier, but probably not really a factor for gold anymore.

Yawn

Billie Eilish

Man I wish El K hadn't posted here. I think it pretty much guaranteed that it wasn't Mo. Bummer.

why has nobody mentioned craig engels?

hfobcuofhruf wrote:

why has nobody mentioned craig engels?

Because the OP said it's not an American

10/10 for all the replies

John Wesley Harding wrote:

I hope it’s Mo, Jakob also would be cool, but I suspect it’s a big nothing burger and/or masterful troll job.

Those guys could be dirty, but why root for the more interesting personalities to go down??? The sport's more fun when there's more to watch than generic same-uniform Kenyans and Ethiopians.

This must be a troll thread right?

If it's true, why don't you just give us the name?

Or give us the initials, country and gender, that should be enough.

I can also say there is a bust coming in the near future, provide no other information, and be right a majority of the time in this sport