JamJam fan wrote:
You know? I think we’re assuming there’s no video. It might exist, though - and it might surface. Jamil Coury has an above average YouTube channel.
It’s probably going to take a lot of editing to make 7 minutes of a closed porta potty door watchable.
Coury's channel/program is "Mountain Outhouse Report" LOL
I think Coury’s channel is hilarious, but I don’t expect most from letsrun would enjoy it. Several of the “best” episodes are Jamil and his friends drinking and eating weird stuff, going for a run, complaining about their stomachs, and then puking.
It is great that at least some of these compulsive cheaters are caught, but it bodes ill for any hope that ultra events are clean events when it comes to the "pharmaceutical option".
dumbasscoach wrote:
Real 1980 Boston Champ wrote:
Special guest starter, Rosie Ruiz.
A good distance would be...ah heck, does it matter?
Sister Madonna Buder would give the blessing before the race...
I googled Sister MD and found only a couple of obscure and unsubstantiated posts accusing her of cheating. Maybe the same person who posted this? If so, accuser definitely in the same category as verified cheat. Maybe worse.
The people ripping into Derek Murphy or "tattletales" in general may not be his past or potential victims, but they're either incredibly stupid or at some level as morally compromised as the people who do cheat.
Try to think here. The threads about people getting busted for skullduggery are the most popular running-related topics on the whole board (not even including the Rossi one, which is on its own planet in both tawdriness and popularity). They blow up immediately even when few people have even heard of the perp, which is almost always the case since even the illegitimate times are fairly pedestrian, like Kip Litton's).
Why aren't these same idiots complaining about WADA and USADA? Don't those losers have better things to do than expose cheaters? They must just be in it for the money! What douchebags!
I wouldn't give a rat's ass if Derek -- and I don't know him at all -- lived in his mom's garage and did nothing but surf the Internet all day looking for runners to bust, living on PayPal handouts and SSDI income. To malign his efforts for any reason is inane. If he were making mistakes left and right or obviously looking to target people who hadn't done anything, then obviously he'd be in dickhead territory. But chances are pretty good that even if he were that kind of guy, he'd take pains to avoid doing things that would get him sued or would have been sued already.
Seriously, it's one thing to complain about cops overreaching their authority or abusive teachers or whatever. But this? Have some perspective. And if Kelly Agnew is behind any of the sniping, shame on him too...and what did he actually doo in his life before he started running? Anyone even know? Or was he like Jesus and just kind of showed up in his 30s after going off the grid at age 12?
Kelly is the man wrote:
Kid Freshie wrote:
The Google Maps reviews for Kelly Agnew Coaching (in Ogden, Utah) are hilarious.
I thought his fb page was even better.
https://imgur.com/a/3o32shttps://www.facebook.com/kelly.agnew.543
This Kelly Agnew cheater-liar-fraud guy is a typical SLOW AND WEAK MALE ULTRARUNNER DI#K.
It is not surprising that THIS PIECE OF SH*T is also trying to ATTACK ME online as a typical MALE-BULLY-TROLL ON FACEBOOK.
I am going to beat the cr#p out of this puny weak male ultra-runner. What a joke.
I am Kaiha.
Hear me roar.
http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Georgia/DeKalb-County-GA/Kaiha-Bertollini.41620606.htmlIt's pretty well known within the Ironman community that Sister Madonna has cut the Kona course.
Oopsies wrote:
I'm guessing his coaching business is going to go down the tubes now.
http://www.kellyagnewcoaching.com/
He won’t tell his clients and they’ll never find out because hobby jogging finishers medal loving recreational runners won’t look into this stuff. He’s not training real athletes here.
Probably not though wrote:
Oopsies wrote:
I'm guessing his coaching business is going to go down the tubes now.
http://www.kellyagnewcoaching.com/He won’t tell his clients and they’ll never find out because hobby jogging finishers medal loving recreational runners won’t look into this stuff. He’s not training real athletes here.
Check out the line at the bottom of his website page:
PERSONAL TRAINING - CORPORATE FITNESS - NUTRITIONAL ADVICE - WEIGHT LOSS - MUSCLE TONE - CORSE STRENGTH - POSTURE CORRECTION - CARDIO FITNESS
Mr. Agnew is an expert on... CORSE STRENGTH.
MR. AGNEW IS ALSO AN EXPERT AT MAKING A RACE COURSE SHORTER... AND SPELLING.
Dishonest Online Runner Quotient wrote:
The people ripping into Derek Murphy or "tattletales" in general may not be his past or potential victims, but they're either incredibly stupid or at some level as morally compromised as the people who do cheat.
Try to think here. The threads about people getting busted for skullduggery are the most popular running-related topics on the whole board (not even including the Rossi one, which is on its own planet in both tawdriness and popularity). They blow up immediately even when few people have even heard of the perp, which is almost always the case since even the illegitimate times are fairly pedestrian, like Kip Litton's).
Why aren't these same idiots complaining about WADA and USADA? Don't those losers have better things to do than expose cheaters? They must just be in it for the money! What douchebags!
I wouldn't give a rat's ass if Derek -- and I don't know him at all -- lived in his mom's garage and did nothing but surf the Internet all day looking for runners to bust, living on PayPal handouts and SSDI income. To malign his efforts for any reason is inane. If he were making mistakes left and right or obviously looking to target people who hadn't done anything, then obviously he'd be in dickhead territory. But chances are pretty good that even if he were that kind of guy, he'd take pains to avoid doing things that would get him sued or would have been sued already.
Seriously, it's one thing to complain about cops overreaching their authority or abusive teachers or whatever. But this? Have some perspective. And if Kelly Agnew is behind any of the sniping, shame on him too...and what did he actually doo in his life before he started running? Anyone even know? Or was he like Jesus and just kind of showed up in his 30s after going off the grid at age 12?
doubler cops it in everyone of these cheater threads, even if he hasnt written about them on his blog.
its just the way letsrun works. ignore it and move on.
ATY Runner wrote:
Let's be very clear in this case. This cheat exposure has rocked the ultrarunning sport. The runner in question was a sponsored, self-described full-time runner who had mid-pack ability, yet scammed multiple races, gathering at least 13 wins, "raping" several course with bogus course records. He duped all but a few determined competitors. He did this with careful planning, becoming good friends with all the RDs, and going home with all those trophies, wins, course records, and accolades from adoring fans. Derek has tried to explain he didn't uncover this at all. He was an outlet to make sure it stopped once and for all.
"Raping" several course records??
Isn't calling Ultra running a sport actually raping the word Sport??
JamJam fan wrote:
You know? I think we’re assuming there’s no video. It might exist, though - and it might surface. Jamil Coury has an above average YouTube channel.
It’s probably going to take a lot of editing to make 7 minutes of a closed porta potty door watchable.
Good sound effects and cutting it to 20 seconds would make it watchable.
I guess for the amount of dedication it takes to partake in these events; having a "consistent" cheater rob you of something you worked hard for would be a reason to go after these guys...Plus, he's a sponsored dude making dough on the side so that's a joke in itself
We've met this douche bag and his phony wife...spent a week with them and a large group years ago...Always had weird vibes around this guy, always came off like he was better than every one else...Karma Karma Karma can come back to bite someone and for this guy, his time was up...Peel back the layer of the onion and you'll be amazed at what you find...A liar from top to bottom...She's no princess either with her giant fake ti@s and backstabbing phoniness...Says one thing to your face...This guys whole running "career" has been built on lies and robbed "legitimate" hard workers of their ultimate goal...Sponsors will drop him, he'll be known at races now as "that guy" and it's about time.
Years later from meeting this dork and I always said that karma's gonna get that guy...Welcome to 2018
Him and his phony wife have what's coming to them...They deserve every bit of mockery...Douche bag of the year and it's only January
Thank you...you are bang on...Him and his trashy fake boobed wife
In every cheat thread, three things are totally predictable.
The cheat will use a number of aliases to try to undermine the evidence.
Other cheats will slander people like Derek with the usual crap.
Trolls or borderline mentally ill people will post stuff like the snitches thing.
Updated wrote:1) Kelly Agnew (USA)
2) Ms. Amy "The Hammer" Hughes (UK)
3) Mike Rossi (USA)
4) Dave Reading (UK)
5) Robert Young (UK)
6) Kip Litton (USA)
7) Kaiha Bertollini (FKT Walking Cheater-Liar Division, USA)
8) Gregory Price (Marine Corps Marathon cheater)
9) Jane Seo
10) Anne Gemkow
11) K.P. Kelly
12) Parvaneh Moayedi
13) Larry Macon.
14) Ben Rogers (faked 365 marathons in 365 days)
15) Daren Kavinoky (faked running a Trans America)
Keep adding!
Um, ever heard of Chandra BozeIko?
BTW I got a nearly fatal error when I tried to post this, and had to switch the lower case L with an upper case I to get it to post. Does she have some kind of publication ban or other order against this site so her name gets screened out by posting bots? If so, that's pretty cool...
Dishonest Online Runner Quotient wrote:
* Ugly, sloppy website
* No background details
* Half-literate
* No prices or specific plans quoted
* Latecomer to running
* Use of "we" too refer to only himself
* "Life coach" type who claims to be a comprehensive adviser
* Vegetarian
* Ultramarathon focus
* Shitty tattoos
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Vegetarian? I doubt that. I deleted him off facebook about a month ago for ticking "love" on a photo of a slaughtered deer covered in blood and a gloating hunter.
I remember it well as i despise hunters and those that support it and i vividly remember deleting him for this.