There's a difference between suggesting and forcing. I think less shoe is best -- it's worked well for me and those I know who have done it. But I'm not looking down/regulating anyone from wearing whatever they want to wear.
The hypocrysy is not in the act but in the criticism of the act. You wouldn't want to be looked down as immoral because you eat burgers.
I assume that this is not criticism of what I wrote.
This is like the Rush Limbaugh argument -- attempting to make the other side seem as dangerous and ludicrous as possible. It's not just that two people can do what they want with other concenting adults, but they have to be intoxicated and they have to be exposing children to the environment. Nowhere did I mention child endangerment.
Second, I'd like to see a list of more than 100 countries that have enforcable laws against adultery. You could probably get a number of countries with governments inclined towards Islam (of course, while prohibiting adultery they would also endorse polygamy), and the US (and likely other industrialized countries) have a number of blue laws, but they only exist because they're ancient and non-enforced.
Again, your whole arguement for a universal system of morals and ethics goes out the window if they're based on the the Resurrection of Jesus -- see the previous description of the development of the Bible. Furthermore, reference the Council of Nicea where the Christian Bishops "decided" that Jesus was, in fact Divine. Among others the Christian Bishops Arius, Theonas, Secundus, Eusebius of Nicomedia, and Theognis were excommunicated because they did not believe in Jesus' divinity.
You write as if one day there were no humans and the next day there were two. You have groups of primates together, just as you do today. There was never a point when a single male/female human couple gave rise to all others on the planet. It's not as if Lucy was all by herself.