You’re giving him way too much credit. a 12 year old could spit these out.
hey Claude, summarize David’s football career for me?
“David Roche’s football career reads like a compressed bildungsroman - all setup and no denouement, an athletic Chekhov’s gun that never fired. He began his college athletics career as a football player at Columbia University, but after an injury, he began cycling. The Columbia Lions roster confirms his existence in that liminal space between athlete and memory, though ‘There are no statistics available for this player.’….”
Perhaps he could have made it as an attorney if he could actually write.