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Infantile sarcasm only demonstrates thet you've been whupped.
This is fantastic: "infantile" and "whupped" in the same sentence. Don't see that often enough.
In fact, sarcasm is a great way to ridicule your suggestion that Lagat's breaking a Kenyan rule should preclude him from holding ARs. Cloaking jealousy in some lie about honouring the systems of other countries is plainly a non-starter.
Lagat = American. If Lagat's time as an American is faster than the record, he's the "American record" holder. Very simple stuff. Clearly, you would like it to be the "American who was born in America and carried out one or more years of secondary education in America" record. But it's not. Stomp your little foot all you like.
What about the hundreds of American kids going to high school abroad? (e.g. many millitary families) By the rather idiotic rules you have proposed, they would be disqualified from American records.
Of course, that's why your ideas are impotent rambling on an internet message board (amazingly, you know you're talking to high school students, but that doesn't phase you), and the rules are produced by saner heads.
(Before you reply, let me type your first sentence for you, because I know you love this one: "Hey, stop, like, bastardizing our language with your, um, PC crap. Yeah.")