Jakob Weight Gain

Sorry, I’m focused on WINS in DISTANCERUNNING.

You are clearly ignorant about both of those things.

Let me help:

2025 WC, 800-marathon, 36 medals:

Kenya 11
Ethiopia 4
Great Britain 3
Italy 3
France 2
Algeria 1
Australia 1
Bahrain 1
Belgium 1
Canada 1
Germany 1
Morocco 1
New Zealand 1
Portugal 1
Uruguay 1
Sweden 1
Tanzania 1
United States 1 🥹

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SCOREBOARD.

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TOTAL DISTANCE RUNNING CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD MEDALS, 800-MARATHON, 2021-2025:

Kenya — 19
Ethiopia — 9
Uganda — 7
Morocco — 4
Norway — 4
USA — 4
Netherlands — 3
Bahrain — 3
Great Britain — 2
Canada — 1
Kazakhstan — 1
Portugal — 1
France — 1
Tanzania — 1
New Zealand — 1

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Congratulations to a country of 340 million for leading up the "also-ran" list after Kenya, Ethiopia, and Uganda. TIED WITH NORWAY. 🥹🥹

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💻SCOREBOARD.💻

I’m not even from Norway, moron.

I’m just able to count WINS. And not a jingoistic drooler.

Now you're calling me names. That proves even more how disturbed you are by Jakob's downfall and Norway's null performance across all track & field events in Tokyo last year.

Maybe you can cheer yourself up by listening to that song Jakob released before his 4th place finish at the Paris Olympics. That song was so catchy! I love the name too. It was called "Nobody does it better." Who knew the song would mean "nobody does null better!"
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This thread is a dumpster fire, and i'm gonna throw some more trash on it. Runners who are too lean get injured and run worse than runners who look strong. Josh Kerr is a prime example of this - He really learned down a few years ago, and his running has been worse since.

Look.

I’m interested in distance running, and winning.

Norway has won as many distance championship golds as the USA in this decade. (Four golds in five global championship meets.)

If you’re interested in the 100m, or shot put, or other events, feel free to keep jabbering to yourself about things the USA is…actually good at.

You can even surround yourself with other losers who think one distance medal out of 60 on offer in the last World Championship was a good result. Same as…Tanzania.👏

I won’t be here to read it, though. You’re boring. So I’ll leave you with this:

SCOREBOARD. (Results, not “opinions.”)

GOLD MEDALS. (Winning, something you’re not familiar with.)

DISTANCE RUNNING. (Not shot put, or whatever other events you’re desperately pointing to.)

THIS DECADE. (Nobody here but you cares that about Carl Lewis once won a lot.)

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Byyyyyye! Have fun making some up weird story in which the US isn’t a middling nation in distance running, and trying to prove that with … wins in other events. 😆🤡

Jacob seems to have a case of valbyitis.

You just used a lot of words, emojis, and angry bold font to demonstrate what I already said: you're disturbed by Jakob's downfall and Norway's null performance across all track & field events in Tokyo last year. That includes distance events.

Null gold for Jakob and Norway in Tokyo last year. Unlikely weight gaining Jakob Hasbeenbrigtsen ever wins gold again.
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