how about wolf masterbator?
how about wolf masterbator?
i got it! wrote:
how about wolf masterbator?
I totally agree.
Seven deadly sins. Ouch.
wood, splinter, twig, stem, treetrunk (one word), grass, dust, soil, root or roots, azalea, spider, walking stick, praying mantis, ant, weed, seed, seedpod,
or San Diego - pronounced San Dee-AHHH-go - which is German for 'a whale's vagina.'
There's a good one - Whale Vagina.
Wolf Masturbator would probably work well. Or Aldebaran, Pollux.
I can't believe I haven't seen this one, but I knew a guy whose first name was Trek and middle name was Thunder.
So Trek or Thunder
How boring am I? I laugh my ass of at this entire thread and come up with a totally boring post.
Or Wolf Masturbator
There that's better.
How about Delta
Peninsula?
Sun? "who is that?" "Oh that's my sun". "what's his name?"
"sun" "wait a minute..."
Oxygen
Carbon
Apple
Maelstrom
Whirlpool
Twister
Redwood....hahaha I just realized what that would imply...
Mountain
Cloud (like final fantasy 7)
Seagull
Nature (call him Nate for short)
Abyss
Blackhole......ahahahaha
Nurture
Oh, and I want to put another vote in for wolf masturbator.
wolf masturbator
coyote handjob
fish fellatio
those all work
or you could just name him "jizz guzzler"
One more vote for...
you're stupid for wanting to name your kid something stupid. It's inconsiderate and silly of you.
You should give him the first name of Deer, middle name Adam.
or Wolfmasterbater.
Exoskeleton.
I win.
go with an animal name, go with Cock
How about Sequoia? Seriously.
Bergschrund.
Katrina
I know a guy named Bear. It's his last name, but everybody calls him Bear. Odd thing is that he is a huge pussy.
huh!? wrote:
mommy mommy wrote:You know, like the "Axel of Evil".
you must mean "Axel of Elvis"
Stojko, not Presley
Go with Pansy, that'll get him respect.
Guys, its been 15 months since the OP- he has to have had the kid by now and named it some time ago. Now we have to know what he went with.
You still out there OP?
We can only hope he went with Wolf Masturbator...