Got "cooted" or "farted" (at least old farts generally smell okay) or "altered" (beaten by an alter klocker).
Got "cooted" or "farted" (at least old farts generally smell okay) or "altered" (beaten by an alter klocker).
Elders in the South are old-timers, so you get old-timered or good-ol-dazed! “I got good-ol-dazed by that old-timer!”
Speedforce wrote:
getting geezered
+1.
Geezerfied. Geezerished. GeezerSaysBye. Geezer-chella.
BenGay'd.
The only thing more pathetic than you older runners gloating over beating youngsters is the lack of wit employed in this thread to describe the trivial act which triggers the aforementioned gloating.
navy baby wrote:
The only thing more pathetic than you older runners gloating over beating youngsters is the lack of wit employed in this thread to describe the trivial act which triggers the aforementioned gloating.
You mad? ???
No I am simply disappointed that you older runners have nothing better to do than discuss what jargon will be used to describe beating younger runners, especially when most younger runners that care would beat you. You look pathetic and I guess it emphasizes how meaningful your athletic aspirations are.
Internetsherlock wrote:
i guess we will all be "Lagated" by Bernard Lagat
Or Hailed - look at his Great North Run in 2013 as a 40+. I wish he came out of retirement to get more masters records.
Mothballed.
Internetsherlock wrote:
i guess we will all be "Lagated" by Bernard Lagat
"Lagated" means to skate on PED ban on a technicality.
If they're very old - Corpsed.
navy baby wrote:
No I am simply disappointed that you older runners have nothing better to do than discuss what jargon will be used to describe beating younger runners, especially when most younger runners that care would beat you. You look pathetic and I guess it emphasizes how meaningful your athletic aspirations are.
Pretty sure this thread was started to describe what a younger runner would say after losing to a masters runner... not the other away around.
Where do you live? I want to race you this summer!
...and lol at how butt hurt you are about it. Sad.
+1 on the 'Whitlocked'
I was Whitlocked a couple of times! First was in an 8k - early 2000s. My first race since taking a few years off. I was running high 29 min pace (4 minutes slower than my PB- I have to say that here to head off the trolls) I had no idea who Ed was then, so I was pretty demoralized when passed by some guy 30+ years my senior with pure white hair. Wish I'd known I was running with the GOAT of masters racing. I would have run alongside and savored the moment. RIP Ed.
navy baby wrote:
The only thing more pathetic than you older runners gloating over beating youngsters is the lack of wit employed in this thread to describe the trivial act which triggers the aforementioned gloating.
Then do better, puss.
Or Buried. Or Embalmed.