This gets my vote for WORST THREAD OF THE YEAR
OP needs to pull his head of his fatass and understand the reality of his "problem" and the cringe-worthy, me-me-me desperation of his posts here.
This gets my vote for WORST THREAD OF THE YEAR
OP needs to pull his head of his fatass and understand the reality of his "problem" and the cringe-worthy, me-me-me desperation of his posts here.
What about everyone here who flashes their unwanted sub-elite PR's in our faces? I didn't ask nor do I want to know how long you can last in an aerobic activity.
Also... stop heckling me in this thread!
You guys don't even care about the Split shorts dilemma do you?
I bet the shortest Split shorts you have are 5". You do have 2" Split shorts but you've lost your desire to wear them in public.
I will gladly wear my shrunken 2" Split shorts today. I accidentally washed them in hot water and dried them with my other clothes, so they're like 0.75" Split shorts.
If it makes other men pissed off for whatever reason, I'll enjoy that because I'm not a long distance runner. I'm faster then you'll ever be in the shorter distances.
Name in Hiding wrote:
What about everyone here who flashes their unwanted sub-elite PR's in our faces? I didn't ask nor do I want to know how long you can last in an aerobic activity.
Also... stop heckling me in this thread!
You guys don't even care about the Split shorts dilemma do you?
I bet the shortest Split shorts you have are 5". You do have 2" Split shorts but you've lost your desire to wear them in public.
I will gladly wear my shrunken 2" Split shorts today. I accidentally washed them in hot water and dried them with my other clothes, so they're like 0.75" Split shorts.
If it makes other men pissed off for whatever reason, I'll enjoy that because I'm not a long distance runner. I'm faster then you'll ever be in the shorter distances.
Have you considered wearing the little running briefs that the female elites wear? They'd highlight the total package!
I've thought about speedos only when I'm built in the upper body though
Name in Hiding wrote:
What about everyone here who flashes their unwanted sub-elite PR's in our faces? I didn't ask nor do I want to know how long you can last in an aerobic activity.
Also... stop heckling me in this thread!
You guys don't even care about the Split shorts dilemma do you?
I bet the shortest Split shorts you have are 5". You do have 2" Split shorts but you've lost your desire to wear them in public.
I will gladly wear my shrunken 2" Split shorts today. I accidentally washed them in hot water and dried them with my other clothes, so they're like 0.75" Split shorts.
If it makes other men pissed off for whatever reason, I'll enjoy that because I'm not a long distance runner. I'm faster then you'll ever be in the shorter distances.
I wear Soark and Eastbay 2" shorts and have for years. 60 miles north of Boston and very seldom get any looks or remarks now. If any they're from teen/early 20's people. This is a change from 5 years ago when reactions were fairly common. As I get older I care less and less what people think say or do. We just got back from Italy and I bought a speedo type swimsuit there and wore it every day. Now back at home I've worn it in my pool and sometimes mowing the lawn. I'm still thin and in good shape. I would probably think twice about wearing 2" shorts on a subway though.
Stop wearing that s***. It only helps you in your weak mind. I can't believe they still sell those shorts. But if you wear them, I hope at least you have a big mustache.
I like being heckled and I like heckling. It's funny.
Also, in the era of Bruce Jenner and the like, does anyone really care anymore about anything being "out of the ordinary"?
I've ran for 7 years and It still pisses me off some. I'll walk in wal-mart after a long run and dare someone to say something. I just tell them go run 13 miles in 90 degree heat then you have can talk to me about my shorts. I find it's mainly people's ignorance and jealousy. Ignore them and keep on running! They will never understand the comfort of short shorts! #simplethings
Mitch22curtis wrote:
I've ran for 7 years and It still pisses me off some. I'll walk in wal-mart after a long run and dare someone to say something. I just tell them go run 13 miles in 90 degree heat then you have can talk to me about my shorts. I find it's mainly people's ignorance and jealousy. Ignore them and keep on running! They will never understand the comfort of short shorts! #simplethings
If you went to Wal-Mart after 13 miles in 90 degrees, and you didn't shower and change first, I'd think you're gross no matter what you're wearing.
There are a lot more anomalies in Walmart that you should be concerned if instead of split shorts people.
Besides, girls wear them casually all the time