Puddy, with his new jacket: "Check it out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball."
Puddy, with his new jacket: "Check it out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball."
Who does the baby look like?
"LBJ"
"You double-dipped the chip. Dip the chip once and end it!"
"We have your reservation, we just ran out of cars."
When I call my mom, I usually greet her like this:
"We're like rats in some experiment." - George
Serenity now!
Rusty!
He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head..
Kramer: Don't you see? There's always been something very strange about Jerry, always so clean and organized. Do I have to spell it out for you? The limo? The name? The rally at Madison Square Garden? Jerry, O'Brien are the same person. Jerry is the leader of the Aryan Union!
Elaine: Jerry's a nazi?!
Kramer: I can't believe I didn't see it.
Finance Guy wrote:
This cold winter has provided a nearly daily reminder of "shrinkage."
It shrinks???
GEORGE: Damn you, laser guy! You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick! You're just a prop comic! Where's the craft?!
The has been an interesting thread with a ton of hits.
Amazing some mod hasn't deleted it yet.
The Moops!
There had to have been a second spitter!
stanfield wrote:
"The sea was angry that day, my friends..."
Yesss!
Only slightly ahead of...
"As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. Easy big fella!"
Jerry: Will you stop it. Just because a hospital gets a grant to study DNA doesn’t mean they are creating a race of mutant pigmen.
KRAMER: Oh Jerry, wake up to reality. It’s military thing. They’re probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.
George: I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking
around I’m looking a whole lot better."
"Poppy's a little sloppy."
So, so many great ones.
"I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami." - George
What a pear shaped loser!