Girl at my school got arrested for riot charges and assault. Named 'Diamond Champagne Wineglass'. not kidding. Also, another hoodrat, named velour.
Girl at my school got arrested for riot charges and assault. Named 'Diamond Champagne Wineglass'. not kidding. Also, another hoodrat, named velour.
Sorry if these have already been given:
Rotunda
And, of course, her friends in Accounting: Obeithia and Porcina.
A girl I went to school with was named "champagne". Her first name.
I get business related emails from "Precious."
Lashonda
Honey (real first name)
Woman I worked with went by Cookie
Gertrude was even uglier when shortened to Gert.
Lolo
Sacajawea
Moon Unit
Minerva, shortened to Minnie
Shane
Caprice
Giada (though shes got great boobs)
Betty
Certainly one that fills me with disgust: HILLARY
Crystal
Pearl
Carla
Penelope, shortened to Penny
Aja
Asia
Nikki
Bobbie
Dolly (old fashioned, but real)
Joan
Debbie, or Deb
Gidget
Waimea (dad was surfer)
Sophie
Chelsea
Chasity FTW.
There was like a 100 year old dog with a missing eyeball that gave me the creeps named Isabelle. Couple months later I meet a girl with the same name. Girls was a 10 but still not a fan of the name.
Knew a girl named Giardia. Nice girl but I couldn't help but associate her with the intestinal parasite of the same name. Were her parents that ignorant, or were they deliberately cruel?
Corrine
Dorcus
Haven't heard it real recently but I actually knew a few Dorcus's
MargaretThatcher wrote:
Penelope
Debbie
Those are my daughter's name and my mother's name, jerk. Though we call my girl Poppy, not Penny.
I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet, but:
Morgan.
I'm going with "Prunella."
shaniqua
shaniquaqua
moniqua
moniquaqua
bonquisha
obamaniqua
elephantisha
la'quisha
guuuurrrrlll
barackisha
fa'nay nay
watermelondrea
cellularphoniqua
king'kong'quisha
fri'chickenisha
bernice
Cindy.
I know there are famous attractive Cindy's, but every Cindy I've ever met has been ugly and weird. So now when I hear the name it just sounds ugly. It's an ugly sounding word. Cindy.
come on dawg wrote:
shaniqua
shaniquaqua
moniqua
moniquaqua
bonquisha
obamaniqua
elephantisha
la'quisha
guuuurrrrlll
barackisha
fa'nay nay
watermelondrea
cellularphoniqua
king'kong'quisha
fri'chickenisha
bernice
There it is..I knew someone would eventually go there..to which i add, sounds like roll call at the county lockup.
Fukuzzurullarru
Seriously, every single person I've ever known/been near named Dakota (5 or 6) has had serious behavioral problems and/or mental retardation. It is a disgusting name for men or women. It's a state.
Don't know how Dakota Fanning gets through her day knowing she could change or name whenever she wanted.