Exactly. I't'll throw off the gaurds even more.
Exactly. I't'll throw off the gaurds even more.
I sure wish I knew when this was going to take place, so I know when to look for results. Will it be AllTrax or RaceTab?
I think you need to take a very long term approach to this infiltration.
I would disguise myself as a cactus, a huge cactus with water, food, and other necessary supplies stocked inside. The bottom would be open to the ground so you can piss and defecate on the way. So, starting from many miles out, I would slowly move towards the base each night, "planting" yourself during the daylight and then moving again slowly after sunset. I figure you could approach the base completely undetected using this strategy, although it may take a week or two. After reaching the base, you're going to have to ditch the cactus suit, it's going to look too obvious if a six foot tall cactus is sitting in the middle of the base.
Focus on the foliage wrote:
I think you need to take a very long term approach to this infiltration.
I would disguise myself as a cactus, a huge cactus with water, food, and other necessary supplies stocked inside. The bottom would be open to the ground so you can piss and defecate on the way. So, starting from many miles out, I would slowly move towards the base each night, "planting" yourself during the daylight and then moving again slowly after sunset. I figure you could approach the base completely undetected using this strategy, although it may take a week or two. After reaching the base, you're going to have to ditch the cactus suit, it's going to look too obvious if a six foot tall cactus is sitting in the middle of the base.
Maybe he could transform into a toilet once he is on base. I saw this once on one of those Sponge Bob episodes. It really works.
Hello! Tunnelling is undoubtedly your answer. If you go deep enough, their sensors will mistake your burrowing for typical seismic activity. It's an easy way in and out!
Your best bet is probably from the south, because when the Red River flows you've gotta take the dirt path.
Focus on the foliage wrote:
I think you need to take a very long term approach to this infiltration.
I would disguise myself as a cactus, a huge cactus with water, food, and other necessary supplies stocked inside. The bottom would be open to the ground so you can piss and defecate on the way. So, starting from many miles out, I would slowly move towards the base each night, "planting" yourself during the daylight and then moving again slowly after sunset. I figure you could approach the base completely undetected using this strategy, although it may take a week or two. After reaching the base, you're going to have to ditch the cactus suit, it's going to look too obvious if a six foot tall cactus is sitting in the middle of the base.
Too bad there are no large saguaro-type cacti in that region in Nevada, so you'll stand out quite a bit. Good luck!
As I explained before, there is no point breaking into Area 51, because there's nothing there. It's just a decoy.
But here are some ways it could be breached:
) photography. A balloon or radio-controlled vehicle with a wireless camera could fly above it.
) shovel. Dig a tunnel under all the sensors and gates.
) animal. Put a camera on a rat, and rig the camera to emit beeps on command and train the rat to obey those beeps. Then you can steer the rat and systematically view the entire place.
You could also use a remote-controlled snake. This has the advantage of infrared undetectability, and it can sneak practically anywhere.
After further thought I am stunned by my own brilliance. A trained, camera-carrying rat is the perfect espionage device.
lol. just how specifically do you imagine that we are able to train rats?
Wear a U.S. Army uniform and walk right in. If the Muslims can do it in Camp Bastion, you can do it in Area 51.
HAHA YO (camel lite) wrote:
lol. just how specifically do you imagine that we are able to train rats?
Using brain implants it is relatively easy to control the movements of rats with great precision - not much different than driving a remote control toy car.
Bad Wigins wrote:
After further thought I am stunned by my own brilliance. A trained, camera-carrying rat is the perfect espionage device.
this is brilliant and could definitely be done (if you are familiar with the classic rat maze-running experiments, you would agree)
Train the rat to sniff out aliens. If there are aliens in Area 51, the rat will find them. If not, then there are no aliens inside.
A pair of DIII girls, hammered, and pretending to be lost on a long run is the best bet.
Why don't they call them spaceships? What do they call them? And why wouldn't they refer to it as a spaceship when speaking english?
Yeah Butt wrote:Sure. Except that aliens do NOT refer to their vehicles as "spaceships". Get a freaking clue, dude!
Just find Jack Bauer. He'll get you inside Area 51 for sure.
Im only 13 but im in,!(=
Nice try but I Think if you were actually someone from Area 51 you would know how to spell!
If you were really apart of the Area 51, you would know how to conduct a proper sentence. We are coming for, We have known since the day you were born, We traced the ip address....John
Hun, I would love to sneak into area 51! I Don't really believe you are the real base. I would love to trash-talk about the base all day, But i would sneak in with black-ops. *Holds sniper rifle* FIND THE ALIENS! (Had too. Idk why)
See you when i'm arrested! (I'm not american so i doubt you have my file)