Best fake road race names

I had a friend who raced under "Harry Balzak" once.

check out who won the turtle days 5k...

Also 50. Mike Cox 22:33.83Prolly his real name, but it is still kinda funny.

watch out for the guns.... wrote:

check out who won the turtle days 5k...

Well, I didn't run in any name that was of somebody everybody knows but I did run as a friend of mine "Dan Pauken". The fact that I ran under his name wasn't the only thing though. He was in the Air Force and got kicked out for fighting or something like that. Weather or not he was telling the truth I don't know but I know for a fact he was kicked out. Anyways this guy never runs and is in no kind of shape but talks a lot of shit. People like to kick his ass just for shit's and giggles. Because he won't ever shut up. Anyways his Base was hosting a 5k like a month later where everybody in the Air Force had to run in it. And since I kind of look like the guy I decided to dress like him and run under his name. I went on to blow away every single one of them. And in the award ceremonies when they announced his name to come pick up the trophy People started yelling his name at me "Dannnnnn" lol classic.

Peter Duncan

Slightly off topic, but I could have sworn I saw the results of an auto race in which one of the drivers was named Rex Easley.

Sir Lancelot won the race, disqualified though, due to fake name...

Peter North. Enough said.

Yuri Saltykok

i raced today. check out #68

http://www.badgerlandstriders.org/results/6soshore.asp

"Coolhand, Luke" he ran a 1/2 marathon in 1:35:xx

not really a name per se, but every time I hear this on the radio I snicker... "Greatest Hits," especially since they say it so fast.

Steve Postfontaine!!! HAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! i might just use this during the summer,thanks for the idea man!!!

Hugh G. Rection

Nuf said.

Found a recent one...

http://www.runmichigan.com/results/06/ferndale1m_052106.shtml

1. Hugh Jass, Grand Blanc, 44 M 5:48

I had my photo in the paper a few years ago as Steve Prefontaine... hehe, was pretty funny at the time.

I was gunna try some other ones, but since i've been running like ass for a few years, no photos in the paper for me :(

I am definatly gunna try some of these though in upcoming road races.

I raced under the name "Harry Carey" once

The Rockville Rotary 8k is an All-Star race for fake names

http://www.mcrrc.org/racing/race05/05twi-res.htm

4. Jesus Quintana

18. Spider Sillery

19. Seppo Kaitainen

21. Launchpad McQuack

22. Wes Mantooth

lance uppercut

Harry Giblets wrote:

18. Spider Sillery

I don't think it is fake; it may be a nickname. I've seen his name in many results over the years.