Will I pass my drug test? Need feedback

Still haven't heard anything 20 days later

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OP you still alive? Praying for you man.

locksley wrote:

That's Great! Keep us updated!

Please ignore my husband in this and every other post he makes just like it: I have a fine lock, but he has a small key.

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About 11 years ago I smoked up the night before a drug test. I guess the part of my brain that should have cared shut off. Anyhow, I took a detox product and drank a ton of water and pop, then took the drug test in the morning. Passed it with flying colors. You should be fine dude. Think about quitting. It's not doing you any favors.

Forgot to tell everyone, I passed!

I've been worried sick not knowing look at how many times I posted and asked. Count all the other people who were concerned about you.

IPA - Hole wrote:

Forgot to tell everyone, I passed!

Did you smoke a bowl to celebrate?

Hey thanks man haha

passing a drug test is easy.

1. be on a ketogenic diet. if forces the body to metabolize fat which is where toxins are stored. look it up.

2. drink lots of water and green tea

3. exercise & hit the sauna or steamroom

4. get a 48 hr detox kit from

www.verdantdetox.com

Are you Kenyan? If so, yes.

Pretty informative thread!

If you would like to fasten detoxication, you should drink no less than a gallon of water per day,drink cranberry juice. Visit a sauna/steam room then do it, it will clean you out like none other. Running/exercises help as well. Also I have read about some detox remedies here

http://www.ncsm.nl/english/health/pass-urine-drug-test

. People say they work

Not really

He passed. The thread is almost 3years old.

I failed a weed test after seven days clean, drinking water like a fish.

In the end, they found microgram levels of a thc metabolite.

In essence, they found trace levels, of a byproduct, of a legal drug.

The way this particular company side-stepped the legalities is to ask directly in the application whether you had used illicit drugs. Illicit is not illegal, it simply means unlicenced, but you will obviously answer 'no'. So, if you then show traces of illicit drugs, you lied on your application.

The funny thing is the job was for staffing for a major government installation, in a state where weed is absolutely accepted and nobody cares. The company had massive problems meeting quotas, and the word is this is because they won't hire you if you had weed in the past week. Tellingly alcohol lasts for as long as you're drunk, meth for 48hrs and opiates can't really be tested for because many common pain relievers metabolise into morphine.

But weed, hold onto your hat.

Anyway, you're screwed. Sorry.

Dude he passed the test... This is s 2yo post... smh

THC takes over 2.5 years to leave your system, so you probably have a decent chance of passing. Good Luck!

I had a drug testing-related experience and it was a nightmare. I smoked weed at a time and doing a drug test will obviously show that. I've spent a few days searching for the solution and I was stressed about completely but I managed to find the way - https://www.exit-5.net/detox-drinks-for-drug-test-do-they-work/ .

Did he pass yet? wrote:

THC takes over 2.5 years to leave your system, so you probably have a decent chance of passing. Good Luck!

Troll instigated or not, absolutely hilarious 5 minute read through this thread. Some of the responses were classic, and sad. A kid eats a weed brownie and he is a disgrace to D1 athletes?! HAHAHA..good god, reefer madness came out in the 1930s ya'll, it's 2018 almost 2019 now, the nonsense can end any day now.