Biggestdoucheinthewiac wrote:
Predictions:
1. Oshkosh's Jordan Carpenter catches a glimpse of his own reflection in a car window during his warm up for WIACs and never makes it to the starting line.
2. Eau Claire's Josh Thorson trips on his man bun in the mile again, but recovers for a solid 3rd.
3. Augsburg's MoMo fails to learn his lesson about training in the off season for the 4th year in a row, yet still tries to lead MIACs for some reason. The strategy didn't work the last 100 times hes tried it, but by golly, he's got a feeling THIS is the time.
4. The 4:00 barrier will be broken
8/10. Thorson will get smoked at a mid season meet, possibly at Steven's Point. He will pout, cry to mommy, and smoke a couple J's. Dad will tell him to man up and cut off his gosh darn hair, he looks like his daughter, not his son! He will also overtrain the next few weeks, and not make podium for nationals in the 3k.