dfasf wrote:
1) Never talk about running. Ever.
2) Try to keep threads related to trolling, political discussions or both.
3) Consistently, incessantly and vigilantly post low quality threads that border the line of paranoid schizophrenia that are barely coherent and make little sense. (Jamin, Hinglemcringleberry.)
4) Hate everything popular. This includes mainstream movies, music, books, literature, celebrities, training techniques. Even if the subject you're talking about has some credible, quality substance to it, it's required to be a hipster and chastise the material for existing. ALWAYS hate what's popular.
5) Repeat overused memes over and over.
6) Make sure to never BAN anyone. Banning people is strictly prohibited. People that have constantly posted low quality contents for months on end are guaranteed the ability to do so the next day. (Jamin.)
7) Call anyone that doesn't agree with you a "20 year old in college" or a "moron". Make sure to directly cite their apparent lack of intelligence as a credible argument in your favor.
8) If you DO happen to stray onto the topic of running, make sure it's time prediction threads. Make sure it's something that has been consistently beaten to death in the archives. Make sure you can easily access multiple quantities of the thread your posting using the search function.
9) Make sure to create threads regarding very simple concepts such as pacing, training and such. Make sure it's something that can be found in the "Good Threads" link near the top of the forum that has been there for over a decade.
10) Display a harsh, condescending attitude towards everyone. Make sure to type witty, belittling, derogatory comments to anyone that makes the slightest mistake or gets the smallest tidbit of info wrong. Make sure to set the level for "average intelligence" so high that only prodigies meet the criteria. Basically follow everything that I've been saying in this post itself and you should be okay.
You're boring.