Rexings Ghost wrote:
There were no black people on Seinfeld.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Rexings Ghost wrote:
There were no black people on Seinfeld.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
From George to Asian lawyer he's trying to date. George tells Jerry to "not be funny" around her or it will hurt his chances with her. She falls for the "melancholy" Jerry anyway:
"Jerry is dark and disturbed? His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal! It was all an act! I put him up to it! You want dark? I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! -
While we are on George quotes (feel free to chime in with the gem that follows):
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby
Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise.
Thanks, all. I never saw the show (I was working), but these--even without context--have been pretty entertaining.
For me, the Festivus episode had the best ones:
Frank praises the Festivus pole for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio."
During the Festivus airing of grievences, Frank says, "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
Finally, "Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!"
"The Mackinaw Peaches Jerry... THE MACKINAW PEACHES!" - Kramer
or
"I like to go to the duty free shop... I like to go to the duty free shop..."
Flagpole wrote:
For me, the Festivus episode had the best ones:
Frank praises the Festivus pole for its "very high strength-to-weight ratio."
During the Festivus airing of grievences, Frank says, "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!"
Finally, "Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over!"
What happened to the doll?
sometimes when I pass a bakery, I'll break into a chant "heeeeyyy nobagelnobagelnobagelNOBAGEL!"
da faq? wrote:
"I like to go to the duty free shop... I like to go to the duty free shop..."
I like to stop at the duty free shop
Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.
da faq? wrote:
"I like to go to the duty free shop... I like to go to the duty free shop..."
The purist in me has to correct you.
It's...
"I like to STOP at the duty free shop."
Jimmy likes Elaine.
"was that wrong? Should I not have done that?...If anyone had said anything at all to me when I first started here."[quote]Old Woman in the Shoe wrote:
Same Episode:
That's not gonna be good for business.
That's not gonna be good for anybody.
-or-
That's a Rat hat?
And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
The episode where Kramer moves down to Florida and visits Jerry's parents. He says he retired. Jerry says:" from what?".
Kramer says some joke. Jerry says that's not funny. Kramer says: "that as good as anything you've got!"
You gotta see the baby.
'This is the most public yet of my many public humiliations'
Eric the Rod wrote:
Rexings Ghost wrote:There were no black people on Seinfeld.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
George: Yes, I'm expecting a call for Costanza.
Bruce: Yes, someone call. I say "Cartwright! Cartright!" but no one come and I hang up.
Breathtaking.
I spent a week in vegas one night....Kramer