1. a parakeet simply by talking at you like a woman until you kill yourself
Gus Levy wrote:
I was thinking wolverine but they can weigh 50lbs, which seems too heavy.
Any better ideas?
1. a parakeet simply by talking at you like a woman until you kill yourself
Gus Levy wrote:
I was thinking wolverine but they can weigh 50lbs, which seems too heavy.
Any better ideas?
Bacteria beats a bee baby...DEAL WITH IT!!!
The mosquito is the deadliest animal known to man. It kills more humans than any other animal on Earth. Check mate.
Straight up fight, a mongoose. They kill f***ing cobras and they max out around 9 pounds. They're just quick as heII
A small bird swooping to your throat, a snake large enough to choke you, some felines weight little
A baboon or other aggressive monkey species.
obvious winner wrote:
A virus or bacterium
Nothing like someone dumb trying to be smart. If you are going down that line just put virus.Even a fake doctor knows they are a lot smaller
Gus Levy wrote:
obvious winner wrote:A virus or bacterium
Read the thread. Nothing except a physical fight counts. No bacteria. An illness isn't a fight.
Another smarty pants he never mentioned physical in the original post even if it was pretty obvious what he meant
Maybe, but not sure a coyote could beat a man.[/quote]
African hunting dog a lot tougher than a coyote and use to bringing down large prey, albeit in a pack. If the dog was forced to fight to the death the average adult male would lose
NotAustin18 wrote:
depends on who is the unarmed man. I mean if it were Patrick Willis of the SF 49ers, or Jason Bourne, I'm pretty sure they could take on any animal in a fight. But if Jason Bourne did it'd be a really shaky camera and he'd end up killing it with some random object like busting its head open with a rock or something.
Any animal. Are you serious!
near death experience wrote:
F your idiot rules. Gotta go with a BEE
My dad had to be rushed to the hospital after a BEE stung his throat (got in pop he was drinking) and the swelling was choking him. Not exactly like being allergic to the sting.
That's a a freak occurrence, not a fight. 999 times out of 1000 a man wins against a bee if no allergy.
Bad Wigins wrote:
Gus Levy wrote:Exclude anything disease carrying or poisonous.
A guinea worm can cause an infection when it emerges from under a man's skin, and the infection can kill him. The worm doesn't carry the infection. So can the smaller botfly larva.
A tapeworm can sometimes migrate into a man's brain and kill him.
Declare me the leader or smugly change the rules again, your call.
No rule change needed,
1. Those are infections, already disqualified.
2. Freak occurrences aren't a fight.
Doclove wrote:
obvious winner wrote:A virus or bacterium
Nothing like someone dumb trying to be smart. If you are going down that line just put virus.Even a fake doctor knows they are a lot smaller
Prions are even smaller and much more deadly.
Euro dude wrote:
A baboon or other aggressive monkey species.
I wondered about baboons as well, but they get far too heavy. Need to be at least lighter than the 35 lb honey badger and maybe less than 25 or 20 lbs, if you buy the Tasmanian devil or bobcat.
is the man a SKINNY runner or a BUFF x-fit dude?
Mr. Obvious wrote:
Doclove wrote:Nothing like someone dumb trying to be smart. If you are going down that line just put virus.Even a fake doctor knows they are a lot smaller
Prions are even smaller and much more deadly.
Much more deadly?
Dead is dead.
Captain Super Duper Obvious wrote:
Mr. Obvious wrote:Prions are even smaller and much more deadly.
Much more deadly?
Dead is dead.
Prions result in death 100% of the time. Viruses in only a very tiny minority of the time.
Mr. Obvious wrote:
Doclove wrote:Nothing like someone dumb trying to be smart. If you are going down that line just put virus.Even a fake doctor knows they are a lot smaller
Prions are even smaller and much more deadly.
A prion is not an animal.
Whoever said bobcat is a straight up idiot. Also a honey badger and wolverine would not win against a man with average athleticism unless the guy tripped and went to the ground. The key is not going to the ground. I would kick the hell out of the animals. If it is a true fight to the death then there is no fear.
Also true fighting pit bulls are small (25-40). Americans like big things so they bred them bigger than the standard over the years. These huge mutants now days are not better fighters than the correct standards ones.
My guess is if the fight to the death were in a cage that a cobra or something like that would have a great shot just because of speed. I can't think of any mammals under 60-70 pounds other than maybe a monkey that could beat a grown male. I mean I am sure something could kill a man but it would be a "one off" and the odds would be against it.
I bet a house cat has killed a grown man or two