You must be from Denmark or Sweden because they don't have concerns in Norway or Finland.
You must be from Denmark or Sweden because they don't have concerns in Norway or Finland.
Man, it's good to live in California. Enjoy the black ice and digging yourself out of your driveway for the next several months, everyone. Cheers.
Scandinavian Fellow wrote:
Runner Man wrote:Lately it's been fairly cold here (high 30s). I still like to wear my shorts when it's this temperature, but at about mile 3 or 4, I start to feel my penis becoming an icicle. It's not excruciating pain, but it doesn't feel good and interferes with my focus/run. It also makes it stiffer, so I start chaffing a little.
What are some reasonable solutions? Stuffing a sock down there seems awkward and ridiculous.
Wtf do you wear shorts for in that cold weather?! Scandinavian here, and I've registered that both brits and americans do this.
Cam levins did his goal pace intervals on track during the cold winter in short tights.
Why???
Don't you guys get cold? Don't you guys know that your muscles works better when warm?
It absolutely baffles me how some nations just love to dress poorly in the cold. So strange.
When running, the legs are doing most of the work and a lot of blood is flowing through them. They are the last appendages to get cold.
Norwegian penises simply hide inside the body in the cold. No problem.
If you're a skinnyfat distance runnr it doesn't matter how you look, you're not going to impress anyone so just go for any sock.
Runner Man wrote:
Lately it's been fairly cold here (high 30s). I still like to wear my shorts when it's this temperature, but at about mile 3 or 4, I start to feel my penis becoming an icicle. It's not excruciating pain, but it doesn't feel good and interferes with my focus/run. It also makes it stiffer, so I start chaffing a little.
What are some reasonable solutions? Stuffing a sock down there seems awkward and ridiculous.
I'd like to suggest a pre workout warm up that entails my mouth. Followed by BJ at each mile.
This thread got me hot just reading it. Damn!
wear compression and then shorts over
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Wow, I'm glad this was posted. I'm new to running and had no idea that there could be this much pain associated with a 40° run. But indeed, by the end my penis (admittedly circumcised) hurt like all chafed hell! After inspecting for damage and finding none, I concluded that it just gotten too damn cold.
Anyway, some of you had great input and I'll definitely put it to use until it warms up, some of you left some extremely funny posts (very fun to read) And a blessed few of you were judgmental a**holes (we know who you are, dicks). So to the good and the funny among you, CHEERS! And to the pricks? EABOD!
Thankfully yours,
Glad
Runner Man wrote:
What are some reasonable solutions? Stuffing a sock down there seems awkward and ridiculous.
Ask your mom how she warms me up before & after but if that's a little too close to home get some Brooks 'Wind Briefs' or whatever they are called now.
Shorts over tights over shorts also works though I personally wears shorts when it's over 25. (Thanks Mom!)
Wear some spandex or a jock strap to keep your penis close to your body. This will keep it nice a warm. And if you have chafing issues, use a creme called Man1 Man Oil. Unlike any other product out there, it is made just for the penis skin and contains both Vitamin E and shea butter.... both are excellent for the skin down there. You can get this creme online. Hope this helps.
JoeM wrote:
Unlike any other product out there, it is made just for the penis skin and contains both Vitamin E and shea butter.... both are excellent for the skin down there. You can get this creme online. Hope this helps.
Cold run this morning, not that cold, but still was timely to see this thread. But, please tell me someone hasn't created a creme specifically for "penis skin". Is this really how stupid the world has become?
I just roll mine up like a firehose.
its 2017.... just identify as a female so you don't have to worry about it.
I usually wear my hamster when running in the cold.
hand warmer!
Muscle rub! 😉
I just put on my long underwear and cross country skiing pants, it works all fine in wind and - 25celsius, also Norwegians wear our foreskin with pride and for a reason.
Bump for 2018 cold penis weather
Serious answer bro, I have 2 pair of wind briefs if they are in the wash I will pin a sandwich bag in front of the package.
If it's below 30 and you run into a strong wind you can do some serious damage especially once you start sweating.
Pain!!!!!