A baboon, man.
You will hope he kills you. He'll rip your nads off and destriy your face.
A baboon, man.
You will hope he kills you. He'll rip your nads off and destriy your face.
All this man vs monkey talk has me thinking about the era when Magic Johnson brought the AIDS virus to North America. Monkeys are pretty stupid, just drop a couple bananas on the ground and run away.
Gotta go with bees. I'd be running & flailing my arms like a motherf*cker.
F-in pitbulls!
A pack of wild dogs.
Scientifically speaking, when we consider all the interviews from people who have been killed by animals as evidence, I would have to say...oh, wait, they're all dead. No one has any clue what it's like to be killed by any kind of animal! I think we should next talk about people's preferences for reincarnation into non-living forms. Or maybe what kind of video games people prefer to exist in while they are in trances.
That is horrible, but you're basically being killed by people there. You wouldn't get eaten by bugs living in your diarrhea otherwise. Maybe getting killed by people is the worst way to go?
Killed by your mother or father. Or suicide. To want to kill yourself you would have to be in a crap load of agony for a long time, so horrible that you would rather just die.
dying quickly, no matter what caused it, is simple. It's over fast. I think anything that kills you, but you know it's coming for a long time, would be the worst. Getting eaten by an alligator would be the pussy way out. Too fast. And hell, maybe dying by being mauled by a lion or a large horny chimp wouldn't be the worst... it would be the best way to die. Dying in a bed, of natural causes, is boring... go out with a bang and make people remember you!
Jean Bannehgt wrote:
Killed by your mother or father. Or suicide. To want to kill yourself you would have to be in a crap load of agony for a long time, so horrible that you would rather just die.
dying quickly, no matter what caused it, is simple. It's over fast. I think anything that kills you, but you know it's coming for a long time, would be the worst. Getting eaten by an alligator would be the pussy way out. Too fast. And hell, maybe dying by being mauled by a lion or a large horny chimp wouldn't be the worst... it would be the best way to die. Dying in a bed, of natural causes, is boring... go out with a bang and make people remember you!
Sorry, but having my sausage and ball bag torn from groin, shredded, and shoved down my own throat by a bastard chimp doesn't exactly appeal to my sense of adventure.
Scared of Everything wrote:
You make a strong point. Watch "Open Water" and you won't sleep for months
Why? just don't go scuba diving in open water. Or swimming in the ocean. Your phobia should remain under control.
A Unicorn.
ewrafasd wrote:
Ok guys, I've found it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScaphismWe can end the thread here I think.
HOLY SHIT! Drawn and quartered or that, not sure which would be worse. Probably that, much longer.
If all of you guys are worried about monkeys, imagine being murdered by Bigfoot!
Click on the pictures of the half eaten man. Hardly anything left but the dick.
A racist group of rednecks!!!
http://liveaction.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/emmett-till-composite-266x191.jpg
A ticked-off, out-of-shape chimp.
Still strong enough to keep you from getting away, but weak enough so that it takes him a few hours to rip off your appendages and chew off your facial features.
A ladybug--far more ignominious than a chipmunk. Or a candiru (look it up!).
The angryhusband
A Man wrote:
A woman.
your ex
