What's the jerkiest thing you ever did in a race?

Not something I did but one of the athletes I coached. We were at the start line of a 3k middle school cross country race and as they were warming up, our # 2 boy asked our #1 who he was trying to beat. So, he steps out from the line, points at the kid, who is two boxes down, and in a voice that everyone could hear says "That guy, (enter name)" and then very confidently stepped back in line.

Not sure how much of a jerk move that was but I had to talk to him after the meet. However, the confidence, focus, gall, and will he showed as a 7th grader (the other kid was an 8th grader and he ended up beating my guy in 6 races that season) was something I told him was fine. But his expression was a bit much.

Once they left the line, I couldn't help but chuckle

Me and a teammmate were battling out for the win in the mile at an invitaional. The last 100m I was so enthralled in the race a literally, did not see a guy we were lapping on the very inside of the track. I ran into him and my teammmate won the race. When I crossed the finishline, I unleashed an X-rated tirade at the guy we lapped and the officials in charge of the meet.....no one moved this guy off to 4th lane for christ's sake! My coach pulled me off the track by the ear and threatened to suspend me.