naked guys in locker rooms

I was at the CU Rec Center ~2 months ago ... and saw the exact same shit. There were 4 - 5 HS or freshman guys (I'm too old to tell the difference) that were all showering in their boxers ...WTF?!?!?!

Good god! That story is f'ing hilarious! i was almost falling out of my chair.

i'll do the laundry in the shower sometimes.

I have a similar problem. Not braggin but Ive got a nine incher but I swear the f***er shrinks to like 2, 2 1/2 inches when Im not turned on. No lying. I dont have to be cold or anything, I just hang poorly when flacid. I sometimes think I should sport a woody in the shower just one time so as to shut up the snickers from teammates who dont know Im so well endowed but this would have its downsides too cause I aint a homo. Anyone else have such a big differential between the flacid and arouse states.

So you're saying we should just f*** that 60 year old man in the ass in front of his kids?

Dude, I thought you said there was something f***ed up about your story?

What is so wrong about throwing, or even a little playing with, a lump of steamy shit??

I don't get it....

the funniest thing to me is high school kids who SHOWER IN SCHOOL LOCKER ROOMS WITH THEIR BOXER SHORTS ON. i mean kids today...are they f***ed up or what?

We I was a kid, there was a hurdler on my team who was a bit of a bully... We he went for his shower, the distance runners used to take the showers next to him, and pee on his legs whenever he was looking in the other direction! He never caught up with what we were up too either... Revenge is sweet!

'should say: "When, I was a kid... When he went..."

Kelly Goosecock said: "At my high school we have a problem with "shit". Yes i mean "shit" like out of your butt. I swear on my soul that all of this is true.

One day we were all enjoying a nice shower after a hot texas workout. Our team captain says "i am gonna f*** with all your heads right now". We were all confused as to what he mean until he proceded to grab his penis and pee in his own mouth. That is only the start. The whole team of course started screaming in disgust while we couldnt help but watch. Directly afterwards i look over at the guy and his hand is behind his back. As i wondered what he was doing i saw him pull his arm back and launch human waste(shit) at one of the freshman. Not only did hit the freshman it hit the wall on both sides as well as another freshman. We all started freaking out and yelling while running out of this chaos, just as i cross the doorway to the exit of the shower i was hit in the back with a terd. I was in such disgust that i puked all in the showers almost causing a mass puking hysteria. This is just one of the gross disturbing events that has gone on, and still does, at my high school in texas. "

You think THAT was funny???? You should see the reaction when I do it in the locker room showers here at the White House. Now THAT is funny SHIT!!! First time I done gone done it ol "Dick" Cheney damn near had a heart attack!!!!

Love & giggles,

GWB

PS - Wanna play "Hook 'em Horns" with me???? Back in Texas me and the boys play that every time we are in the shower!!! YeeeeeeeeeHA!

Yeah I dont wanna see old chubby ugly guys... but if the naked guys are hot, the're welcome to me :)

I am 50 years old and have been using locker rooms since I was 5. Something happened about 20 years ago and guys started to cover up. That something was cell phone cameras and digital photography. We just started covering up.

When I was kid you would be considered queer if you did not walk around naked in the locker room. When I went to swim at our local pool alone at age 8 I learned how to act in the locker room. No eye contact unless you knew that person. You did not stare at anyone unless you wanted to be labeled as a fag.

I did sports in highschool and college and in high school we all wrapped a towel around us. But after that nobody was afraid of being seen naked-who cares your in the lockeroom. Plus the fact your all sweaty and who want to get your towel all dirty.

my theory is that you have the problem not others. if you have issue with men showing there junk in the locker room then DONT LOOK!!!!!!!. i have learned thru my 50+ years that you can control yourself but you cannot enforce your beliefs on others, the prudent thing to do is find a way to not notice the naked men wondering around you and just focus on your business. If that fails then perhaps you have a desire to look at naked men but you are not comfortable knowing that fact. men's locker rooms are for every man and you cant exclude someone just because of your specific preferences.

Precious wrote:

This thread is evidence that 90% of letsrun.com posters are gay.

Lots of insecure boys here,embarrassed about their weiners.

You'd never make it in San Quentin.

It's actually not a dilemma at all. Just you're neuroses showing. Don't want other guys to look at you? Wear a sign around your neck saying "Gays, pls don't ogle me! This is for women only!" Or you could just realize that you aren't irresistible to gay men. In other words, get over yourself.

How about guys showering in their underwear? Whats the deal with that?

This is the funniest Letsrun thread I've read in quite some time. The very best part about getting older is caring less and less about what people think. That's why the old dudes don't wrap up. They simply don't GAF.

TheGreatPlantini wrote:

This is the funniest Letsrun thread I've read in quite some time. The very best part about getting older is caring less and less about what people think. That's why the old dudes don't wrap up. They simply don't GAF.

this

but there's more to it, it also has something to do with cultural attitudes. the US is a pretty prude country in that regard (not in general, I'd say). in some countries, they have mixed-gender saunas where everybody is naked.