ditto
ditto
Apparently some people didn't.
I got it figured out wrote:
walk heel-toe, heel-toe, this is smooth.
So no Pose Method for strutting? Isn't this style of walking less efficient?
I think a lot of women find success to be an attractive quality. Being good at running may just outweigh being too skinny. The caveat is, of course, that you do have to be good.
That said, women also like confidence, even cockiness. Women say they don't like arrogant guys, but they do tend to sleep with them. Unfortunately, endurance athletes are often humbled by the demands of their sport, which can overlap into their everyday personality. Ever notice how football or basketball players, or even sprinters get so many girls? True their physiques are bigger, but they also tend to be cockier. It may not be the body, but the persona that the chicks go for.
Well I'm glad you asked and I'm glad to help. Listen son, chicks dig cool guys. That's more important to them than anything, other than how much money you'll throw at them. You can be slow as long as you're cool.
Hell when it comes down to it, they don't want their guys too fast you know what I mean? Don't let it get you down son and don't be intimidated. No one is expecting you to land as many hot chicks as the American daredevil legend has landed. Just get as many as YOU can. That's the most important thing. Let me know if there's anything more I can do for you. That's what I'm here for, to help my fans and the youth of America.
Boys... It is so easy to get a girl it's not even funny. If you want a runner chick you see running, catch up to her, tell her you need to add another 10 minutes on to your run, and ask if you can join her. No girl will ever say no. Ever. You get props for being able to "keep up with her", you can talk for a little bit to see if you like her, and you have the perfect in for later - 'Will you run with me again?' 95 out of 100 times she will say yes. Who likes to run alone the whole time? That's it. You're in. I'm telling you, it's that easy. She's already in shape, you're in shape, and you have something to do. Cake. My husband did this to me and to this day I think it is the best pick up line I've ever heard. He tells me he just wanted a closer look at my butt ;-)
Here's what girls want guys. Honesty and sense of humor, and ability to LISTEN, yes those are a given. Also physically a flat taut stomach, a sincere smile and yes a big penis! Yea it might not say that in Men's Fitness and sorry it's not pc but trust me you can't churn butter with a toothpick! ;o)
not emaciated wrote:
As long as you aren't skin n bones don't sweat it much. Girls like the thin guys too. Chicks dig Toby Maguire, you don't think a great personality and an okay bod can overcome buff arms and pecs??
Chicks dig colin ferrel, dick. lol
or my 12 foot donker
hey I got it all but the big penis. but who cares anyway? by the time the bitch discovers my dick is little I'll be in her balls deep and getting my load off. that's the only thing that's important anyhow. pussy feels as good on my small dick as it does on Ron Jeremy's log.
Agreed. Why do we worry about size, anyway? By the time the girl finds out whether or not we are well-endowed, the cake's already in the oven!
unless its 5 miles like mine
It's about time Ted Cunningham responds to this thread. I figured he would have torn it apart long ago. Come on Ted, give us one of your classic stories about railing slutty bitches, we're all (well some of us) waiting to hear.
Ted Cunningham wrote:
unless its 5 miles like mine
This, of course, is not the real ted cunningham. The real
one uses no capital letters, and doesn't write this well.
Plus, he's hilarious! Not particularly tasteful, but funny.
Besides, if he tries really hard, he can make himself
invisible. I'll bet even Flagpole Willy and Harvard PhD
can't do that!
don't settle for whatever comes your way, i got despirate and dated this psycho chick that wasn't even good looking from a conference rival college. damn, she messed with my head, i was a varsity runner for a team that wound up nationally ranked in d2, and i went in the toilet quick falling out of our top 9 by conference partially due to her. worry about ur running first and just go out presenting yourself well and not worry about getting chicks, keep it cool and they eventually will come..i'm not saying your standards gotta be super model high, but i didn't have any and it really f***ed me up.
true story........
years ago i watched the olympics on tv. after seeing some guys run fast a few times around the track, i got motivated. i told my mom i was going to be a track star. me being a track star only lasted one day. but here is what happened.......
i did windsprints up and down my street, for about 20 minutes. with no shirt! since i was so young, my mom watched to make sure no cars hit me. but at the same time as she was looking at my sweaty, 7 year old half naked body, she began masturbating. of course at that age i had no idea what she was doing. so i went over to her, and thats when it happened, i lost my virginity. yep, to my mom.
hey dont make fun. she shaved her pussy! it was cool! and my mom has big titties! id f*** her again. BUT, running only for one day got me laid. yeah, i might go run again now.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
this is nuck chorris.
chuck norris's little brother!
i am f***in crazy!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I WILL SHIT ON YOUR HEADS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
I GIVE GIRLS GOLDEN SHOWERS, THEY LOVE IT!
THATS WHAT GIRLS LOVE........
WHEN I PISS ON THEIR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKIN CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIM NUTS! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
nuck chorris wrote:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
this is nuck chorris.
chuck norris's little brother!
i am f***in crazy!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I WILL SHIT ON YOUR HEADS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
I GIVE GIRLS GOLDEN SHOWERS, THEY LOVE IT!
THATS WHAT GIRLS LOVE........
WHEN I PISS ON THEIR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO FUCKIN CRAZY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIM NUTS! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
what kind of nonesense is this?
hey, if the chicks you're chasing can't recognize the athletic prowess you possess, f*** 'em (unfortunately, that's figuratively and not literally). you just keep pluging away at your running - if that's what's really important to you someday you will meet a track chick who understands what you have and will appreciate you for it (plus you'll both be in shape and the sex will be FANTASTIC - trust me on this one as I've lived it)!