penis
penis
Coyote
Maelstrom
Elk
Spruce
Squall
Monkey
huh!? wrote:
mommy mommy wrote:You know, like the "Axel of Evil".
you must mean "Axel of Elvis"
The "Axel of the Earth" is a (fortunately) rare cosmological phenomenon in which the Earth takes an extra one or two spins whilst hanging in space. (Occasionally there's even a triple spin; there's no evidence so far for a quadruple.) The "landing" resulting after each time the Axel "rose" can be rough, and is typically associated with cold and icy conditions in the Northern Hemisphere.
Though the Axel can occur at any time, it is most likely to happen every four years or so. The next time for this is the early months of 2010, with a best estimate of mid-February. The western part of Canada is the area most likely to be affected.
big fat hairy chode dick and ballsack in a saggy old lady
How about Grasshopper?
The Legend continues...
Not sure you want to go there. It's been noted that Sarah P. named her kids after Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors - you want to follow?!
Went to a Jr. High track meet a while back where an "earthy" couple (you can only guess) were cheering for their son Ocean (with other kids Sky and Sun nearby) - "Go Oce (Oshie?!)" they yelled ... that could be you.
Dung
Guano
Scat
Swampthing
Roach
Malaria
Stump
Trout-Gut
hackeye wrote:
I wish my name were something unique, like Echo.
AKA, im ugly and never get any attention. I couldn't get guys to look at me if i had a tit for a face.
Weldon:
From a surname which was derived from a place name meaning "hill near a spring" in Old English.
Would Forrest Edge work with your last name?
knew brothers named hunter and trapper when i was younger. in high school trapper was caught compromising himself in the locker room. even the teachers called him slapper behind his back.
Rowan
Simple and Classy wrote:
AKA, im ugly and never get any attention. I couldn't get guys to look at me if i had a tit for a face.
But you're a boy looking for other boys. A boob on your face won't help you. Tight pants and a sock hidden in your undies would work better for you.
August Rush is nice!
This kid is going to be messed up:
Overcast
Snowdick
Tar
Burnt Turd
Pube
I once forced myself to watch that movie on a plane. I have had less will to live since that time...
How about magma? Or smegma. Or burrowing owl. Or wolf masturbator.
Seven
Seven colors of the rainbow
Seven continents
Seven seas
Seven days of the week
Seven spots on the common ladybug
Seven holes in the heads of most mammals
Seven types of viruses
Seven is the neutral PH level between acidity and alkilinity
Seven stars of the Big Dipper
Weed
Reefer
Mary Jane
Grass
On a serious note... I like Sage.
booty call wrote:
Or wolf masturbator.
I really like wolf masturbator.