ever date runner dudes

HA HA HA!!! All you anorexic loser runner guys, trying to list reasons why you are hot or good lovers! HA HA!!!! This one takes the cake. And the only women here or elsewhere that really think you are hot are women who are as disgustingly anorexic as you are. This is the truth, plain and simple.

You do all realize that if you went on a chess or a race-walking or a dungeon and dragon (or some other loser activity, which distance running is) chat-room that there would be guys there saying: ?race-walkers have hot bodies and are great lovers!? or ?chess players are the sexiest because of their concentration? or ?dungeon and dragon guys know how to party!? HA HA!!! And of course many of these same guys would then pretend to be girls and post things like ? yeah, it?s true, chess guys are sexy and well-hung.? And sure, a few girls might actually agree with all these pathetic, sex-starved losers, and REALLY agree with them. But, what do you think those girls really look like ? Exactly. They are losers just as ugly as the guys posting.

Distance running is, has always been, and always will be a sport for disgusting anorexic losers who could never get a date in High School. And for every exception to that rule that you can point out, I will find 1000 examples that fit the rule (so don?t waste your time).

So keep telling yourselves that you are not disgusting to look at and have a ?perfect body? (HA HA). In your little secret club of loser runners, maybe you do. But in the rest of the world(WHERE I LIVE), no one thinks so. In that world, guys like ME get the hot REAL women who weigh more than 85 lbs. That is the reality.

Keep living in your fantasy world losers! HA HA!

chesty. on one thing we agree - anyone who's a regular poster on this board is most definitely NOT GETTING LAID.

You're still on Cell Block B.

Well, except for me.

And that is why you don't see my on here much (though there are some imposters sometimes).

Occasionally I check in to bitch-slap you little runts right out of your fantasy world. You can't live there forever.

Keep working those lats. I have the ultimate "V" upper body. REAL women love that shit.

Lanky wrote:

My big thing is that most girls will complain that the average guy is not romantic and not looking for committment and blah, blah, blah. When you find a girl that you like enough that you really go all out for and treat right, they know they have you by the nuts and will cheat on you or walk all over you.

Absolutely right.

I'm calling you out Mr. Chest. Yep, I'm a skinny runt of a runner. I can take you down 9 different ways before you ever get a hand on me. Post your real email address, I'll be happy to reply and we'll set up the time and the place. Just you and me. No big talk, no bullshit, just big you vs little ol me.

Hey Mr. Chest, just because you have big fat titties, doesn't mean you should go around calling yourself Mr. Chest. Also, if you're going onto a site that is for "losers" as you say and posting doesn't that make you a loser? I mean seriously, you're going onto a site and telling runners that they can't get girls and you can and you expect people to believe that. Anyone who goes about bragging how many girls he can get probably doesn't get any. And you really think you can point out a 1000 examples that fit the rule, how about this rule. Girls don't date loser guys who call themselves Mr. Chest unless they are boring girls who like to be pushed around by an overweight dork who has to make himself feel cool by telling other people they can't get girls. So why don't you do everyone a favor and just keep your loser comments to your loser self before one of us anorexic guys pummels your fat body. And oh yeah, HA!! HA!! HA!!

yo, if there's gonna be some ass kicking goin' on, I should be the one administering it and you should be getting it.

Please guys, don?t get your little running-short panties in a bunch.

You know I speak the truth. To answer the questions & call-outs:

1. Why do I come to this site if I think it is for losers? The same reason I beat you guys up in High School: I enjoy feeling superior by picking on little whimps. Ok, sure, that is shallow maybe. But is it any different than you guys putting down other runners who are slow, or who can?t even get the ugly girls you get?? No, of course not. Everyone wants to feel better about themselves by being better at stuff than other people. It is why you guys run: because you suck at most sports, and are naturally skinny, so you do a sport that skinny girly-men can succeed at. It?s sad, but true. I, on the other hand, succeed at real sports like football, hockey, and weightlifting. A guy I know who used to run, but saw the light and became a real man, told me about this site (he knew I would enjoy putting you guys down). I read some posts for kicks. And then I told you what is what. But you can?t take it.

2. To the little boy who wants to challenge me to a fight: yeah, I am going post my e-mail address and receive all the hate-mail from you runts. Sure. I maybe muscle-bound, but I am not stupid. Hey, you can beat me in marathon I am sure. I can admit that. But guess what? NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE MARATHON BUT YOU AND YOUR PUNY RUNT-FRIENDS. But don?t pretend you can beat me up, or outlift me, or that any of your girls would not leave you in a second to be with me. And that is what the REST of the non-distance-running world cares about.

You?ve chosen your puny runner path, so just sleep in the bed you made and stop bitching about it.

not only are you stupid, but you're also a puss. the point of the email is so the guy who's gonna beat your ass can contact you. it takes about two sec to setup another yahoo account to serve this purpose. you know that. as do your ever shrinking balls.

Two words Mr. Chest: Tukong Moosul

Guys, if you've been around the forum long enough, you know that Mr. Chest posts this crap on a lot of threads. He's just trying to annoy you.

1. Actually more than likely you aren't even in shape right now, but you used to be back in high school. You come on here to try and relive the day when you didn't have man tits. You are more than likely some elementary gym teacher who likes to show Mr. Penis to little kids because it makes you feel superior.

"Come in here little Timmy and let Mr. Chest show you what a real man looks like!"

Good. You're right. You are cool. We are losers. You win!

I stopped worrying about that stuff in middle school.

We've found something we're passionate about and live happy lives. If we're losers because of that, then I'll happily be a loser.

I admit that I would feel like much more like a loser if I went to site on something that is unrelated to my interests and starting making fun of the people there....

I'll give you football and hockey, but weightlifting might be the one of the few sports people care less about than running.

Mr. Chest is funny! I always get a kick out his posts.

What is wrong with running guys? If you have a prob with them then just dont talk to them. Why should a runner worry about what he looks like? If they are serious then they want to be skinny. I dont see why dumb people are allowed to be alive!!

football, hockey, and WEIGHTLIFITNG??? those are real sports in your opinion.

dude, people put down runners or make fun of them only because they cannot even fathom the hard work and dedication being a GOOD distance runner takes. Mr. Chest...i probably can't lift nearly as much as you...but i'm MUCH MORE of an athlete than you are, as is every other runner.

later idiot Mr. Chest,

Topper

Come on now boys, your chances with the ladies will greatly be enhanced by taking a cute little dog on a run through the park with you, the ultimate chick magnet and equalizer against the asshole men and fat men that girls tend to fall for. As for Mr. Chest, you're like the chihuahau next door - your bark is bigger than your bite and I'll take it that your talk is most likely bigger than your muscular body that you continually boast about. But, that aside, you seem like a good enough person FOR ME TO POOP ON! Anyhow, I must go, Conan is calling.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

You stupid hoes like to go after those 175-200 pound drunk f*** frat boys...truth is he would actually be 130 pounds, but his beer belly adds on an honest 50 pounds to his weight and that's what you'll be feelin' more than his tootsie roll dick, and even if he had a package he'd probably be like Dan Marino and have a "quick release"...skinny asses forever!!!