A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Dennis Leary
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Dennis Leary
"I put a spell on you" - Creedence Clearwater Revival
C I T Y
you can see why
these guys are streetwise
*something something something*
beginning of some shitty nbc young teens show from when I was a kid called city guys.
I am a woman, W-O-M-A-N
The Bartok song from "Bartok the Magnificent"
B-A-R-T, O-okay!
ga-gatta-gatta-ga
It's the mother f***ing D-O-double G
ga-gatta-gatta-ga
We rockin' with the D-R-E
Dr. Dre mother f***ers!
A is for Apple,
J is for Jacks,
Cinnamon toasty Apple Jacks
Tom Lehrer's "L-Y" song (and "Silent E")
You're wearing your squeaky shoes,
And right there taking a snooze
Is a tiger, so how do you walk on by?
Silently, silently, Silent: L.Y.
Who can turn a can into a cane?
Who can turn a pan into a pane?
It's not too hard to see,
It's Silent E.
And did someone already mention "Spelling Bee Girl?"
And Fergie's Fergalicious?
Georgie & Martha, sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Man Bites God - Spelling Bee Girl lyrics
We had a spelling bee competition
When we were both back in Grade One
I must admit I thought I would win it
But then you took the podium
You were so cool and calm and collected
You were like a precocious queen
When you knew gnu was spelt g-n-u
I knew you would rule supreme
Spelling Bee Girl - your amazing vocabulary
Has put a spell on me - Spelling Bee Girl
Of course I mean spell metaphorically
I’m using spell and spell as homonyms
You looked so beautiful – so lovely
As you formed consonants and vowels
I got a funny tingly feeling
Deep in my heart and in my bowels
I was all nervous – I was all sweaty
And when they finally called on me
I had to spell “rhinoceros”
And I spelt it l-o-v-e
Spelling Bee Girl – you seemed to know phlegm was spelt with a p
And had a silent g - Spelling Bee Girl
You didn’t use lip-gloss until Grade 3
You used lip glossary – that was a joke
“I” is for I love you “N” is for nouns you knew
“G” is the noise I made “B” – ing so close to you
“G” I’m so full of doubt “I” - ’d like to ask you out
“R” you aware I’m in “L” when you’re not around
Put them all together and they spell:
“ING B GIRL” – your linguistic perspicacity
Discombobulated me – Spelling Bee Girl
You and me both sitting in a tree
K-i-s-i-n-g – I’ve spelt that wrong
Wrong – wrong - wrong
M-I-C (see you real soon!)
K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!)
M-O-U-S...E-eeeeee
Kobe Bryant's rap song from a few years ago had background singers singing the following lyrics:
K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E You
Police, Message in a Bottle.
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world.....
Doesn't that Fergie song spell "Tasty" or something equally banal?
J-A-Y,i flow sick
f^ck all y'all haterz blow d^ck
R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K-R-E-A-D-A-B-O-O-K
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=11302757
The Time (Morris Day) C O O L, and if you count number they also did 777-9311
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
Notorious BIG did a Sugar Hill type thing with his name on one of his raps as well...
1...2...3 and to the fo
and the notorious B I G spells out big quite often