what do you think forrest tapoodinadah or whatever his last name is from stanford does when someone says "run forrest run"? do you think he just says, wiht a big smile on his face, "yes, forrest run, yes," in his whatever accent and keeps running? do you think everyone just knows him? does it make him feel popular?
"JOIN me my metabolically challenged brethren. JOIN me on my run!"
hahaha, thats funny.
Adberg wrote:
I've gotta find Bubba
HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
J. R. wrote:
Stop, walk over to who yelled and ask how he's doing.
Engage him in conversation. Walk up to him first then ask, "hey, how are you doing". Ask what he's doing there, where he lives, what he's building, how long his grass grows. Ask if he runs. Then act impressed or else ask him why not. Ask what time it is.
Then tell him to "take it easy" and continue on with your run.
Then look back at him and yell, "AND SUCK MY DICK MOTHER F U C K E R!"
Just flash a peace sign. I use it universally - for vulgarities shouted at me, middle fingers, and even when someone beeps to show support of my pursuit. Kind of lets everyone know that you're above negative emotions and responses BECAUSE YOU RUN.
Perhaps you could say where? I see no forest and add today my wife saw a good morning wood though. One runner I know who is follicly challenged came back with a great retort when some b#tch yelled at him 'run up slaphead!' He simply stopped and said to her 'Look love I may be a slaphead, but at least I'm not a slapper.'
( slapper: - noun [C] UK OFFENSIVE
a woman who has sex with a lot of men:
She looked like a right old slapper.)
Heck, I am usually moving too fast to pay attention. Plus I'm hard of hearing.
damn. is everybody on this board too pussy to jack a motherf***er in the face? if not that at least throw a good head fake and when he flinches like a little bitch you can throw in a little comment like "thats right, get on your cock sucking knees bitch."
I AM running you f***wit
Dude what stinks the most is when people yell out "HOLOCAUST", its so freaking annoying.
Jack Holliday wrote:
"Forest Gump aint got Shit on Me!!" I actually have this on the back of one of my shirts....
I think this is one of the funniest on this thread, but "Thanks, Jenny" is a close second.
my two favorites are f*** you, and thanks youre cute too.
Gump wrote:
I gotta go find Bubba!!!
The last time I used that comeback, the fat trailer trash honey responded, "I've got your Bubba right here!".
I ususually go with:
1) totally ignore them (didn't even hear it)
but also like and may have to try:
2) peace sign (going with the positive theme) works unless they misinterprete it as a gang sign
3) saying "thanks" or "thanks Jen-ney"
4) "move North"
5) "stupid is as stupid does" (best sarcastic comeback) until they get a comeback to it
6) "sit, rover, sit"
7) "is that you Lt. Dan?"
oi f*ckface do you want me to wound you in the but-tox
I only get this crap from males in a moving car, and never anywhere near a stop sign or traffic light. I've come to the conclusion that the only useful reply is a rock through the windshield.
"Eat, fatty, eat!"
once, while running at the beach in north carolina, someone yelled
"hey kid, where you from?"
"virginia!" i replied
"who the F UCK do you think you are kid? ALAN WEBB?!?!"
the only witty thing that has ever been yelled at me on a run before
If a male:
You should check your ass for crabs
If a female:
You should check your snatch for crabs